If I do push ups I move the Earth out of it's orbit. So I have to wait until exactly 12 hours later and do the same number. To balance it out.
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If I do push ups I move the Earth out of it's orbit. So I have to wait until exactly 12 hours later and do the same number. To balance it out.
:glag:
Twonk point x 1
Bell Hop.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I'm so upset, please ask me why or I'll cut myself :cry:
Why are you upset ghey manker dude?
I'd type more but my keyboard is covered in blood.
Life is so unfair.
would you like us to devote lots of threads to trying to sort out your deep-seated emotional problems whilst you bask in the attention?
If you commaed that up it could mean loads of different things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Why, are you upset, ghey manker dude?
Why are you upset, ghey manker dude?
Why are you upset ghey, manker dude?
Why are you upset, ghey manker, dude?
He wouldn't be feckin' alone in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Number 2
No 3 :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Impression:
I've got a little bit of interweb power and it's making my penis hard :w00t:
:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Impersonation.
In other news I have really hard homework, reading a girly poem.
:snooty:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Anent the purpose of this thread, would it be gratuitously meretricious of one to furnish a target of excellent potentiality.
twisterX? maebach? Seedler?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
EDIT - I've decided that those three are actually OK, it's just that Seedler pleasures himself too often and maebach is a bit dim.
I'd have named that tune in one. Just the first word :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Hmm, that's a difficult one.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
The only person I can think of who can understate the completely obvious to make the post appear more kind is ... .
Damn, I can't think of a single forum member who isn't a git :huh:
/reported for being insulting to other members and posting in the wrong place.
624
That sounds like Busyman. If you had mentioned logic in there it would have been perfect.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Please, think of the CHILDREN!!11
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=.../aeu.thumb.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
No, no. Not vidcc.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Close, tho'.
Clue = ROFL
hippychick? :01:
i'd never use capital letters, except for names. as long as i'm getting the attention i'm happy though :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
poo
Talking shit, eh.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
Hmmm ... who could that be an impression of http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's captain asda.
Your sig is too big :cry:
I have created a 4th dimensional portal to the Ice Age for the sole purpose of keeping my CPU at -273 degrees farenheit so that I can play computer solitaire as God intended.
Sprocket.
My Members Only jacket reeks of cigarettes and I hate that.
Fortunately, it's 90 degrees here and I can walk around naked....