Skills

List some things your good at.
Can you:
Change out a transmission on 1973 volvo?
Change out a timing belt on a 76' honda?
Disassemble most military small arms, clean, re-assemble, and fire them, Including: .45 acp, m16, ak47, ect...
Drill a hole through a quarter at 130 meters with a .308 bolt action sniper rifle?
Carpentry?
Work with metal?
Play a musical instrument? I can play: guitar, bass guitar, drums, woodwinds, and sing.
Sew? (don't laugh, its a good survival skill)
Build a fire 3 different ways, and light it 3 different ways without using a match?
Know 4 different methods of hand-to-hand combat?
Fix electronic equipment?
Drive a car? (yes you heard me, some idiots shouldn't be on the road!)
Pilot a boat? (not very hard)


These are a few things I am good at, or have a grasp of. B)

And a few I am working on:
swordplay. :)
Computers. :huh:

Im good at drinking beer. :beerchug:

List some things your good at.Can you:

Change out a transmission on 1973 volvo? Yes.

Change out a timing belt on a 76' honda? Yes.

Disassemble most military small arms, clean, re-assemble, and fire them, Including: .45 acp, m16, ak47, ect... Most definatly Yes and probably faster than others.

Drill a hole through a quarter at 130 meters with a .308 bolt action sniper rifle? Yes I can also quick draw and have done some IPSC.

Carpentry? A little bit.

Work with metal? Yes.

Play a musical instrument? I can play: guitar, bass guitar, drums, woodwinds, and sing. No.

Sew? (don't laugh, its a good survival skill) Yes.

Build a fire 3 different ways, and light it 3 different ways without using a match? I can do it 2 different ways.

Know 4 different methods of hand-to-hand combat? I know only 2.

Fix electronic equipment? Some stuff.

Drive a car? (yes you heard me, some idiots shouldn't be on the road!) Yes.

Pilot a boat? (not very hard) I'm not bad at it.

Computers, Websites, eating (and of coarse, sleeping) , paintball, gocarts, electrinics.... etc (I am tired of typing ;) )

I am an endless supply of orgasms for females.

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Originally posted by insanebassman@25 April 2003 - 21:13
I am an endless supply of orgasms for females.

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Sure you did. The people who lie about their sex skills are the people who lose their virginity with a vaccum cleaner.

Hey!


hoovers have feelings too dammit!!!

I forgot that it would be humiliating for a vaccum cleaner to have sex with you. Sorry.

You know, knife thrower, with a name like that, you could be a pickerist...

anyway, what have got against me aside from my amusing post?

I really do not feel the need to defend it, other than saying I can keep 'em cumming... :D

other skills I may bring up...

instigator!

hmmmmm.... I *think* i'm a good driver.

And I can sew buttons, does that count???

My skill would be knowing that a '73 Volvo isn't worth fixing. :P

Change out a transmission on 1973 volvo?
Change out a timing belt on a 76' honda? Never tried either of these but i can fix most things
Disassemble most military small arms, clean, re-assemble, and fire them, Including: .45 acp, m16, ak47, ect... i live in England that's not fair, anyways i thought small arms meant handguns?
Carpentry? the sawing and shaving bits - yes. making it useful - no
Work with metal? ditto
Play a musical instrument? i bash drums good
Sew? yep, easy
Build a fire 3 different ways, and light it 3 different ways without using a match? 1) sticks (dry, small) and paper 2) charcoal and lighter fluid 3) err, lighting them - does molotov count?
Know 4 different methods of hand-to-hand combat? i know of loads, i know Wing Chun, American Kickboxing, and 2 techniques from Tae Kwon Do
Fix electronic equipment? yes, go to shop, buy new fuse, insert fuse
Drive a car? i'm not legal till June, so i'll tell you then
Pilot a boat? yes, once. they stopped me though cause i drove a little close to a sub!!!

hm... what am i good at... would you like point or paragraph form?lol
here's point:
-fencing
-drumming
-vid-games
-stuff on comps
-swimming
-rock climing
-reading/making music
-freestyle skiing (twintips all the way!)
-making up excuses on the spot

and thats only a few!

I remember spending hours on a friend's '73 Volvo that the AC compressor kept falling off of. I finally triangulated it with two pieces of 1.5'' by 1/8" strap, drilling and tapping the block. And the damn thing didn't fall off any more. They weren't too familiar with AC in Sweden, and many of their workers sabotaged the Volvos heading for the States, anyway. Oh, I'm pretty good at some of the other skills mentioned also. I was the first person to take a low-volume kayak down the Grand Canyon. Does that count?

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Originally posted by TIDE-HSV@25 April 2003 - 19:17
I was the first person to take a low-volume kayak down the Grand Canyon. Does that count?

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Impressive.

Did you then put it in the water?

i can burn through paper with acid
which is always a handy skill to have, you never know when it'll come in useful :D

i forgot to mention that i know how to kill a person with my bare hands i 6 different ways... is that a good thing to know?

i think any kind of killage is worth an extra few points in my estrimation. as long as i don't get a demo first hand, that might be dangerous ;)

as i said... i KNOW... i havn't tried it out in full, but i've "played" it out

lol, kinda like me KNOWING how to become a millionaire but not being able to :D

List some things your good at.
Can you:
Change out a transmission on 1973 volvo? No i dont think so
Change out a timing belt on a 76' honda? noo i dont think so
Disassemble most military small arms, clean, re-assemble, and fire them, Including: .45 acp, m16, ak47, ect... why would i wanna do this
Drill a hole through a quarter at 130 meters with a .308 bolt action sniper rifle? i dont own one
Carpentry? yea rite...
Work with metal? who uses metal... Plastic all the way
Play a musical instrument? I can play: guitar, bass guitar, drums, woodwinds, and sing.
Sew? (don't laugh, its a good survival skill) : the trumpet, spin...
Build a fire 3 different ways, and light it 3 different ways without using a match? I like the match...or a lighter
Know 4 different methods of hand-to-hand combat? ...
Fix electronic equipment? i fixed my clock and my computer
Drive a car? (yes you heard me, some idiots shouldn't be on the road!) yea doode who cant...
Pilot a boat? (not very hard) no


Now i know how to do is
- Chill
- Eat..
- Play video games..
- Drive.. my old 89 camry.. haha
- watch porn...
- do girls.. well i try haha
- tell jokes..
- play basketball
- the nba is great was better with JORDAN.. never will be the same
- i can do alll sorts of things.. but im not gonna lie... im lazy at times...
- oh i also can watch tv...haha

I can do anything I feel needs to be done; I also believe I can do any number of things that I have not yet done, and do them well, to boot. B)
I have a pretty good eye also for the things I would be bad at, and the judgement to know not to attempt them. :D

My computor remains a mystery.........

F@#k all!
cheers,
Bass. :lol:

If braindeath was a commodity I'd be wealthy.

But I am mostly good at convincing people I am a Miss-Understood histrionic.

It seems alot of people have had experience with 73 volvos :P
I don't have that car anymore, it was a piece of shit!
I forgot to mention I can cook too :lol:
I probably should have paraphrased my first post a little differently, I didn't mean: Could you do all the things
I can, I meant: this is what I'm good at. Although it would seem @MERLIN-1, you are proficient at firearms too.I can also quick-draw, hunt, and fish, Which reminds me: Have you ever taken the life of an animal, and ate of its flesh? :ph34r:

Well, I have, but it's sort of cheating. I'm so old that keeping chickens and wringing their necks was routine - nothing special. However, I have also shot something and eaten it, if that's more important....

:lol: I can leap tall buildings in a single bound and fly really fast around the earth and make it spin in the opposite direction.....................shit ! Now you know my true identity ! Damn, now I have to buy a spider man suit. :P

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Originally posted by fallenknight308@25 April 2003 - 21:43
It seems alot of people have had experience with 73 volvos :P
I don't have that car anymore, it was a piece of shit!
I forgot to mention I can cook too :lol:
I probably should have paraphrased my first post a little differently, I didn't mean: Could you do all the things
I can, I meant: this is what I'm good at. Although it would seem @MERLIN-1, you are proficient at firearms too.I can also quick-draw, hunt, and fish, Which reminds me: Have you ever taken the life of an animal, and ate of its flesh? :ph34r:

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I can assemble a car from pieces.
I can drive that car fairly well.
I can navigate to the grocery store.
I can bypass the hunting/killing part.

Although, if Haagen Daaz had legs and ran around the forest I'd be out there with Ted Nugent slaughtering the little bastards. :D

I'm good at:

Drawing
Computers
Computer Hardware(built some computers)
Photoshop 7
Flash MX
Games (online fps and stategy..now u talkin)
Webpages (html, java, dreameweaver)
Animation (claymation, CG, etc...they all rule)

I good at making people contradict themselves. Good at making people look bad.

I'm good at makong up stupid stories and just generally talking rubbish! :lol:

I'm very proud of those skills, y'know!

I'm good at cuddling too! :)

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Originally posted by pyromonkey@26 April 2003 - 02:35
i forgot to mention that i know how to kill a person with my bare hands i 6 different ways... is that a good thing to know?

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Oh yeah!!!

Well, I can kill a person with my toes in 15 different ways!!!

What do you think about that? B)

i'm jealous...
so if you could let me take your elbow just like this...

IM GOOD AT FUCKING :lol: :lol: :lol:

in response to the animal question, i caught a rabbit a while ago. it was eating the rhubard in my garden, so i caught it with a clothes basket, some lettuce, a twig and some rope
i let it go though, don't fancy eating rabbit much :D