I personally use Charmin Ultra, it's so soooooooft and niiiiiiiice. I won't go into what I use it for.:whistling
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I personally use Charmin Ultra, it's so soooooooft and niiiiiiiice. I won't go into what I use it for.:whistling
Whatever's on sale and ain't that hard industrial justshavedoffthetree shit.
Usually it's Cottonelle.
I think you're refering to the No Name brand of toilet paper. Yes, it was so rough on my arse I swear I heard my arse bleed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
I'll use whatever's available :ermm:
Forgot to vote for Sandpaper also... :pinch:
Sounds messy.Quote:
justshavedoffthetree shit.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
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I'm not sure what we have in the house but it's a peach colour, if that helps. For work, I buy 48 rolls of toilet paper, that doesn't even have a brand, for £3.20 from my sister's shop.
Ftw :smilie4:
You cheap bar steward.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I bet you're the kind of bloke who has hisslavesemployees use the same teabag twice.
When they're lucky enough to get teabags, not just hot water, that is.
If there is one thing I don't skimp on, it's tea and coffee :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Glengettie, ftw :smilie4:
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As an aside, a few years ago I bought a pack of 48 toilet rolls that had 'Environmentally friendly - 75% recycled paper' stamped on the side of the pack.
One of the girls went; "That's disgusting, I'm not using that!"
When I enquired as to why, she informed me that she was bringing in her own because there was no way she was using toilet paper that someone else had wiped their arse with.
:dabs:
Did you tell her that toilet seats tend to have arses wiped on them all the time?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
McDonalds' toilets, FTW, by the way.
:glag: rofl.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wow. I feel sorry for gals that are that slow.
Well, recycled toilet paper, I wonder what that feels like.
Feels a bit shitty :pinch:
She doesn't work here anymore. She was far more suited to employment that didn't require any thinkage whatsoever.
Photocopying letters and filing papers in alphabetical order was a little too taxing for her. True story.
No Name stuff that my dad buys, once he actually bought one-ply. :sick: Dunno what he was thinking (the price I guess).
the white kind
The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.
Reading The Sun and/or The Mirror will give you AiDs, can't bare to think what rubbing it on your arse would do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.
I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I physically restrained myself from a lol when I read the first sentence, then I read the second and snotted over my hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
True story.
Adblocked.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He ruined a perfect pair of bewbs by adding emodave's mug. :snooty:
I notice you didn't mind my pants pic being added :naughty:
Can't busy-edit cause the minute's passed and am too lazy to ask a mod to do it for me, so consider I've added "and manker's ghey yellow pants" in my previous post.
I just soil my nappy! :clap:
...as any brands that end in -elle. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
i just shit my pants and leave it be.
Don't think that hasn't escaped our notice. :/
I once used the works phonelist in a hotel in algeria because the was no toilet paper :lookaroun
Cant beleive Andrex wasnt on the list. Anyway toilet roll is too dear for me. Much prefer old screwed up Napkins, found in most Mcdonalds car parks. (The one with the bbq sauce stains on are the best)
rly, do tell us why :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Knocky
I voted no name because i had no idea what the janitors put in the dorm bathrooms, but later I was in there taking a crap and saw one of the wrappers, the brand is Affex.
BTW, you're not a true man until you have used snow as ass- wiper material.
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Originally Posted by Tempestv
Or in the middle of the wilderness, moss.
charmin/cotenelle
Unfortunately it was laminated, so it was more akin to a plastering job than an actual wipeage.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Masking paper?Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
I figure you consider yourself a "bodyman", whether or not you know the first thing about painting cars...:P
I use Velvet.
Not the brand name, I actually use velvet.
God Bless Mrs JP.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
That made me laugh irl!
Oh....I use whatever decent soft stuff is on special down t'shop.
Does she re-cycle old Elvis paintings at all, at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Oh I've used line paper and camp.
Just crumple it up and it's actually not as horrible as you would imagine: it ran smoothly right down my arse.