Which Condom Do U Use?

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman
Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca-Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker-upper.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.
The Star Trek Condom: Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Nokia Condom: Connecting people
Loreal Condom: Because you are worth it

McDonalds Condoms: We lover to make you smile (for the heavily overweight dicks)

I alway's use the 1 with the airholes innit!
Great feeling and refreshing at the same time! :D

Trojan maginum series

Bareback all the time .........Condoms suck :lol:

Steel Condom: Why even use it?
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the title is confusing, since this somewhat belongs in the funny stuff area... but i cant help but laugh!! :lol: :lol:

it jus came out sminoff triple black ice jus luv it

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Originally posted by pyromonkey@26 April 2003 - 20:20
the title is confusing, since this somewhat belongs in the funny stuff area... but i cant help but laugh!! :lol:  :lol:

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I thought the same, therefore: Funny Stuff. :lol:

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Originally posted by infamousalbo101@27 April 2003 - 01:21
it jus came out sminoff triple black ice jus luv it

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That should be "Smirnoff" (but easy on the rocks) like Rocktron always says!

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the title is confusing, since this somewhat belongs in the funny stuff area... but i cant help but laugh!!   

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I thought the same, therefore: Funny Stuff.

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yeah this was suppose to be in the funny stuff..sori
but someone's moved it. thnx

what about Mcdonald Condom~: Things that make u go mmmmmmmmmmmm
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I don't. Lucky, lucky me!

Anyone remember "Bungee" condoms-"for those dangerous slips and slides"? :lol: :lol:

I don't use condoms.

is that because you choose not to or because you've never had the opportunity...? ;)

condoms suck ass... id much rather have the gf, girl, whatever, on the pill or something.

but when i need, on those one night stand kinda nights, im all bout the extra sensitive trojans

Condom+Pills+Letting it out, outside=Very safe indeed

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Originally posted by Loomis@26 April 2003 - 21:58
is that because you choose not to or because you've never had the opportunity...? ;)

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I am married. I choose not to.

I don't how this could be worded to fit into the topic, but I just had to point out the new slogan for the Humvee.

"There's nothing like a Hummer"

indeed there is not. ;)

try using the invisible ones for extra sensitivity lol

Condom Slogans By:


Nike : Just do it.
Toyota : Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi : You got the right one, baby.
Pringles : Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Mentos : The freshmaker.
A Pack of Flintstones Vitamins : Ten million strong and growing.
Secret : Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh : It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford : The best never rest.
Chevy : Like a rock.
Dial : Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto : Cause hey - you never know.
California Lotto : Who's next?
Avis :Trying harder than ever.
KFC : Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola : Always the Real Thing.
Lays Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup : Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric : We bring good things to life!
AT&T : Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty : The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft : Where do you want to go today?
Energizer : It keeps going and going and going....
M&M : It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell : Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI : For friends and family
Doublemint : Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears Latex Condom : One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Travel Pack : Fly United.
The Star Trek : To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Food Lion (a grocery store) : We don't think it's funny to waste time or money.
JC Penny (a clothes store) : Doin' it right.
Starbursts : Gets Your Juices Flowin'.


List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week:
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP.
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER.
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY.
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT.
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER.
6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG.
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. DON’T GET SPUNKY WITHOUT YOUR MONKEY.
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE.
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER.
11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK.
12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT.
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS.
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE.
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER.
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER.
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL.
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION.
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL.
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER.
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON.