Today, someone asked me to bring them some sushi from home (because they're racist), specifically vegetarian sushi.
I thought they were rodding because I thought sushi has to be made from fish, so I punched them in the gob when I saw them.
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Today, someone asked me to bring them some sushi from home (because they're racist), specifically vegetarian sushi.
I thought they were rodding because I thought sushi has to be made from fish, so I punched them in the gob when I saw them.
Fish is neither meat nor vegetable, it's simply useless.
There are vegetarian sushi.
Your friends are veggies, aka c*nts, punching them was the thing to do.
meaty meat they are.
vegetarians are racists. the worst kind, they don't even like animals.
lol vegans are worse.
I eat fish, but not other meat. I didn't consider myself a vegetarian until Dave pointed out that fish are merely potatoes with wings.
Makes sense, yes?
vegetarians = lesbians and/or mentalists.
fact.
What about fussy cunts like me who just don't like the taste of meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I can't predict the future, btw.
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Originally Posted by manker
Super Bad AiDs, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You didn't get it, therefore I > you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I've never tasted meat :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So, Bo was wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Yeah - that's all I wanted to point out, really :dabs:
lesbians are psychic?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Go on, pretend you were rodding.
Then not only will I > you but also you will = Busyman.
It's all too much for a Sunday matin.
:blink:
i wasn't rodding, it's just a genuine:blink:
I know :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I > you :happy:
What the fuck's a rod?
vegetarian sushi is like licking the seaweed off a whales labuli.
vegetarian sushi parties are like haselhoff 80's veggie fondue parties.
Who cares about the food as long as the company is great
http://members.aol.com/roderickst/img/stewart.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
that's like saying who cares about money, as long as you win the lottery.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
well, it's nothing like that, but
good food = something to get over the uncomfort
so even if the people are cunts, you can eat all their food.
the cool thing with most veggies is that the accept us carnivors
hence, at your next sushi veggie party, simply bring along a few steaks,
some good olive oil, spices and light the the grill with seal terpentine extract.
while they try to work out their mental tolerance, offer them a fried paprika
and everything should ok
the good thing about veggies is that i don't feel bad being a cunt to them. srly they bring it on themselves
:lawl:
dave 1
veggemetarians 0
So you speak h4rshly to to veggies before you eat them :dabs:
I don't think there is a good thing about not eating meat - apart from the obvious less chance of dying from a heart attack thing.
Not for me, anyway.
For the people who simply cannot bear the thought of an animal dying to provide them with sustinance, I suppose it's a good thing that by eating vegetables they don't have to think about it.
People who think they are superior in some way because they do eat meat, however, are prime candidates for any idiot list.
I was told that vegtables and fruit do feel pain when they are picked :unsure:
Well, feck you too, banker. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah, having a central nervous system is a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Oh ... wait.
Eating meat is necessary for a human being to live a healthy and active life. That's a well known fact. How else would you get such high doses of growth hormones and antibiotics?
Duno, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by What'spunk.
Maybe vegetarians eat more of the things with lower doseages to make up for it.
Also, it really does depend upon what you consider a healthy and active life. I suspect that top-level sport stars couldn't maintain such high fitness levels if they didn't eat meat but for your common or garden bloke, there are no obvious health detriments, so long as the individual suppliments his or her diet with the correct foods to replace any lost nutrients.
Not that I do, but then I do eat some meat. I've never been interested enough to look into it properly.
Nope. I was wrong.
Carl Lewis is a vegan (fecking vegan) and so is Martina Navratilova - so it appears that it doesn't do people any harm whatsoever, provided they supplement their diets in the correct manner. Neither, it seems, does it hinder people in the pursuit of great sporting achievements. Like a brazillion Olympic gold medals.
Well, whatever. I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of.
it's a sort of counternoob thingy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
vegetarians = attention whores with a gay cause. i remember going on holiday with my family and my cousin was being a gay and would make sure we all knew she wasn't eating meat every meal time, then be maungy about it because she could only have like sweetcorn and potatoes.
Are we not animals?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Are we not officially carnivours?
"We" - the top of the food chain, can decide, whether or not to Eat what is infront of us.
of course when there is the moment of no choice - our choice is to eat whatever
Yet in the view of our 2006 civilized stage, we choose eat what the factory animals have worked so hard to feed us with,
"I won't eat stuff that I don't like the taste of" is a statement of decadence and this is humanities ingenius curse, which will lead to the end of this forum/humanity.
i don't eat peas :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
In what way is this 'curse of humanity' ingenious.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
That's just some vegetarians, racist. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
he was being poetic, and officially poetry doesn't have to make senseQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
ja, i know, but i can be a cunt pre-emptivelyQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I lykes it when it rhymes though :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins