Just got a parcel off manker (again)

First of all, he ingeniously wrote "Cawk" before my surname, making it double barrelled and ghey.

Turning it over i saw this on the back:
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In short, an apology from royal mail for damaging the parcel (it was inside a clear bag when I got it, the envelope itself was open).

Inside:
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tabs

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jam

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honey

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another, slightly smaller, ghey paperclip

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???

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5 pack of razors (2 missing)

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burberry womens perfume


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chewing gum (one opened)

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baccy tin (with two embassy tabs inside, both with burnt filters)

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ghey tea

not pictured:
green highlighter

free tabsFTW:smilie4:

Did he send you a "Teach Youself Photography" manual?

rushed webcam photography: it's the future:smilie4:

note: the postman didn't write cawk on the thing he put through the door yesterday saying he couldn't deliver it:no:

I would like to announce than on May 9th, I'm giving up smoking again. I think CrabGirl is too.

I will have no need for my lighters anymore so I'm generously giving them away (I might keep one for starting fires :smilie4:) - if anyone wants them, and my other smoking paraphenalia, apply here.

That's not how you spell "paraphernalia".

Well it is how you spell it, but you're wrong.

That's not the proper spelling of "paraphernalia".

Damn.

Darn.

Golly gosh.

Flippin' heck.

Cripes and fiddlesticks!

I need a paperclip.

Can never find one.

Need one to eject my external DVD drive on my lappy.

"lappy" :lol:

Canadians are sweet.

Not that I've ever licked a Canadian.

I would if it was the right Canadian though.

My laptop is referred to as "lappy". :snooty:

Cawk.

"Pish and twaddle"

I'll take it all if you pay shipping and also add in a 20kg brick. I lost my other paperweight.

:shuriken:

manker is a kind person.

He faxed me some blank paper when I ran out.