Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

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05-01-2006, 07:33 PM
bashnu

Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

and don't forget to turn off the fridge before you go out.
Love
your son
05-01-2006, 07:34 PM
Gripper

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

OK son don't get to drunk and no bringing any dirty hoors home neither.
05-01-2006, 07:36 PM
manker

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Your Mom is a regular at this forum, eh.

I bet it's DorisInsinuite :smilie4:
05-01-2006, 07:40 PM
bashnu

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Mom if your are reading this could you please reply
05-01-2006, 07:44 PM
manker

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Quote:

your are

That's even worse than using 'your' if you mean 'you're' :no:

Sorry for the nazism, but it's the only way I can learn some folk.
05-01-2006, 07:46 PM
bashnu

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

mom?
05-01-2006, 07:46 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

1182
05-01-2006, 07:47 PM
Fromagepas

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Your Mom is a regular at this forum, eh.

I bet it's DorisInsinuite :smilie4:

Darth's an Eskimo. :blink:
05-01-2006, 07:56 PM
bashnu

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

mom, the lights are not working anymore and lil sue needs new diapers, could you maybe get some bread?
05-01-2006, 07:59 PM
GepperRankins

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nervous breakdowns :FTW:
05-01-2006, 08:02 PM
bashnu

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

mom, you boyfriend who smells wierd is hammering his head against the door, screaming at us to let him in, what should we do?
05-01-2006, 08:04 PM
Gripper

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him
05-01-2006, 08:05 PM
manker

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gripper

Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him

You watch too much merkin telly :no:
05-01-2006, 08:07 PM
bashnu

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Mom, when are you coming home?
im scared now, he just threw a beer can through the window
when are you coming home?
05-01-2006, 08:12 PM
Gripper

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

call the cops
05-01-2006, 08:19 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gripper

call the cops

Shaun ryder :dabs:
05-01-2006, 08:23 PM
Gripper

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Bank Happy Mondays??
05-01-2006, 08:26 PM
Smith

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Dude...wtf?
05-01-2006, 10:33 PM
maebach

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

your are

That's even worse than using 'your' if you mean 'you're' :no:

Sorry for the nazism, but it's the only way I can learn some folk.

:lol: :lol:
09-22-2006, 10:01 PM
bashnu

Re: Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

Mom, nine months have passed and you still haven't returned. Your boyfriend got arrested after lil sue made the phone call. They took the house and now they are taking us somewhere.
They are alot cleaner than your boyfriend.