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Sooo this explains some of our members or friends . :P
The human family tree has been thrown into disarray by evidence that the ancestors of man and chimpanzees kept on mating with each other for a million years or more.
Studies of fossils have suggested that the ancestors of humans had started to walk upright seven million years ago.
Link : Or was that missing link ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../wchimp118.xml
...not only that, after an argument that lasted for more thana million years, or so, they "got" it back together again...
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Originally Posted by thewizeard
Yea sounds like my exwife , to shave or not to shave . Yikes !
Who was the vindictive one I wonder ? Man or the chimp . :huh:
well that all depends whether she descended from a Chimp or Bonobo :)
Good point , or how do you settle your deference , hey lets throw some shit on bobo . Like I said sounds like the ex. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/li.../l_073_03.html
I think probably a chimp :)
I had my car serviced yesterday, and the receptionist was a lovely girl, really pretty eyes, but just so happens to be the most hirsuite girl I've ever seen. She's got the hairiest arms, and her face has sideburns longer than Noddy Holder.
God only knows what she's got between her legs, but I'm sure I heard the distinctive caw-cawing of nesting ravens at one point. :ermm:
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Originally Posted by Barbie
Does she tie them in a knot under her chin. Maybe some kind of Princess Leia twirly things so she doesn't trip over her six foot long sideburns.
Poor girl :no:
thats wiered, i was watching a documentry movie which was showing a turkish family whom walk on four(both legs and hands), a group of german sincetest were saying there is something to do with a Gen that r in human body but do not function which r related to chimps gen's and they think tha gen is activated in this family cuz of a disfunction of a human gen in thier body.
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Originally Posted by manker
I'm waiting for her to phone to tell me they've found my invoice (the stupid cawks lost it!), but she's probably having trouble getting the phone close enough to her ear.
:lol: Great sig.
Doris is going to say there's not enough blood. :precognition:
If he can tear himself away from googling for small boys in tight shorts, that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbie
http://internationaljock.com/images/...ide_01009d.jpg
Not enough blood, in my opinion. His head should lyke get knocked off, spin around in the air spraying blood around, then fall down and roll across the screen. The body should also leak blood out onto the floor while it's laying there.
Either you really did google image search for "tight shorts" just then, or you have a readily available image of someone in tight shorts.
Either way, your a sicko. :eyebrows:
Shut it, you're the one with the perverted mind. You imagined up a scenario involving an 8 year canadian geeking his head knocked off.
You got the words wrong. It seems that words could be your nemeses :happy:
Gheeeeeeeeeey, finger AiDs, been googling for small boys all day, scummy little bastards can't do it themselves.
Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote that?Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Just because 'words' is plural, doesn't mean that you have to use the plural of 'nemesis' too :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Only you would spot that. :frusty:
I was going to edit but I missed the sneak-window.
Ah, well apparently small boys' fingers are too short, so he has to do their googling for them :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ehhh, it's still good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
He would still need to be torn away from the task, would he not.
Bah.
I'm just going to post pictures from now on. :emo:
This is probably how yogi started. :no:
Actually, I'm not sure which is worse.
Darthy googling for pictures of small boys in tight shorts or him assisting young boys in tight shorts with their interweb activities.
:ermm:
Both are better than pictures of Darthy in tight shorts assisting young boys
Eww, tight shorts. I hate my balls being all wedged together :no:
will you chimps stop squabbling ...you know it makes sense :)
I have been thinking.. :) its been a few million years since we last did it..with Chimps and frankly, I prefered the Bonobos...shouldn't we make it..or at least try Gorrilas..for a change .. :P