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have you had it yet?
wankers
Shit heads :lol:
Tourettes is the funniest of the mental illnesses.
I disagree. Kuru is funnier.
Apart from the slow neurological degeneration and death, one of the main symptoms is uncontrollable laughter.
Plus it's got a funny name.
knickers, knackers, knockers, ga gannit flange
The thought of having a slow neurological degeneration and death is not good, so i'm avoiding it at all costs
That reminds me of something that I was wondering about. Has anyone ever died of bukkake?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
bukkake, OMG, extreme dick splash
No reported deaths on google, as yet.....
Mingers.
:shuriken:
same as above
No wife seems to have recovered nicely so don't think its a worry . ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I love men
I love my crispy knickers
cawking cunts
Flangemunch
Flapsmidget.
Multileggism.
I feel the need to shout out, but i'm only going to whisper...... Bollocks
Now I feel better for that :)
buttsecks
Shopping in Morrison's today,
it was not to be an easy task as it's one of the busiest days of the year being a bank holiday & living on the coast.
What is it with old ladies and shopping trolleys, they have no control at all :lol:
I really could have had a good tourettes outburst but managed today with just a mumble.
:)
europr0n
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Wankers...
fuck, bum, shit,bugger, arse,muff, willy,pussy,wankstain, willywarmer, cocksucker, ballscratching, minge munching, twat fucking, arse licking, rhurbarb crunching, nipple twanging, nipple tweaking, finger fucking, golden shower drinking, fudge packing, spunk dribbling mother fucker
I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would.
You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
randomly generated
WTF........................Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallyboy
wanker
wanked!
Yaya tome una mierda :lol:
Well i be buggered backwards with a whores little finger
/bookmarkedQuote:
I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?