Shower farts.....

:shifty: or :sick: ?

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Originally Posted by Skizo

:shifty: or :sick: ?

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It means you need to turn the shower off and sit on the pot, get back in the shower, and wash yo ass.

You fart, it usually means you have to shit.

You shit, you wash your ass.

Oh and :shifty:

:shifty:, ovi.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by Skizo

:shifty: or :sick: ?

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It means you you need to turn the shower and sit on the pot, get back in the shower, and wash yo ass.

You fart, it usually means you have to shit.

You shit, you wash your ass.

Oh and :shifty:

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sounds like an excuse for to stick things up there :dabs:



and not being a merkin, baths > showers. and yes, that's the only time farting is entertaining :pinch:

I fart in the bath but not in the shower, odd

I guess I just like to see bubbles from the sub :lol: Dive, Dive, Dive!

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

You fart, it usually means you have to shit.

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No it doesn't :dry:

That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth... :pinch:

Do what the japanese do, shower first, then soak in a warm bath.

/wants a bathtub.

I shower.

I do like having a bath every now and then but the hot tap on our bath doesn't work so I can't. :frusty:

I've got a bath with powerjets in it.

Excellent for masturbating....

although not very comfortable since you have to lift your legs above the tap...

Thanks for sharing that :naughty:


Is it wrong I only read this thread again cos it was about farting and the last person to post was Skweeky1 ?

squeek?

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Originally Posted by Skweeky1

I've got a bath with powerjets in it.

Excellent for masturbating....

although not very comfortable since you have to lift your legs above the tap...

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can i watch?

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Originally Posted by Skizo

That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth... :pinch:

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True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?

i wipe :dabs:


anything more is a bit too, errr

Shit and farts aside, it's hard to beat a sauna.

Gonna build one soon, I think.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Shit and farts aside, it's hard to beat a sauna.

Gonna build one soon, I think.

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To hell with that. I can sweat by doing some work.

Funny too that I almost bought a house that a sauna in it.

It also had water problems too. It was a much bigger house and I almost bought it. I would had to spend some moola to fix the problems though.

What I do plan to do is get a large hot tub. It's much more fun.

http://www.thermospas.com/images/swi...spa-top-lg.jpg

http://www.thermospas.com/images/swi...er-side-lg.jpg

http://www.thermospas.com/images/swi...wim-spa-lg.jpg

You can swim in the motherfucker and it holds 12 people. Wtf?!

I'm pissed 'cause they have some special going on and I can't afford it atm 'cause of my cruise and my Colonial Williamsburg vacation.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Shit and farts aside, it's hard to beat a sauna.

Gonna build one soon, I think.

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To hell with that. I can sweat by doing some work.

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It's just that simple, huh?

You don't know much about saunas or using them, do you?

People actually die in saunas you know:no:

/stares in disbelief

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

To hell with that. I can sweat by doing some work.

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It's just that simple, huh?

You don't know much about saunas or using them, do you?

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I've used saunas before.

The whole "work" doohicky was sort of a jibe (quite obviously). Do I really have to explain that using a sauna is about relaxing and not working? :1eye:

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

It's just that simple, huh?

You don't know much about saunas or using them, do you?

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I've used saunas before.

The whole "work" doohicky was sort of a jibe (quite obviously). Do I really have to explain that using a sauna is about relaxing and not working? :1eye:

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If it made sense to do that, of course.

Most of your stuff this evening needs an explanation, 'cuz it doesn't make much sense.

"quite obviously", "sort of a jibe"?

Does that mean it was conditionally absolute, or something? :huh:

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I've used saunas before.

The whole "work" doohicky was sort of a jibe (quite obviously). Do I really have to explain that using a sauna is about relaxing and not working? :1eye:

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If it made sense to do that, of course.

Most of your stuff this evening needs an explanation, 'cuz it doesn't make much sense.

"quite obviously", "sort of a jibe"?

Does that mean it was conditionally absolute, or something? :huh:

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I'll take "or something" for $500, Alex.

I much prefer a bath to a shower, but showers are more practical and economical.

Baths are more relaxing though. You don't "soak in your own filth" if you use bath oils or bubblebath, because the surfactant qualities of both of the above lock the dirt away from you. That's how you get clean.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I much prefer a bath to a shower, but showers are more practical and economical.

Baths are more relaxing though. You don't "soak in your own filth" if you use bath oils or bubblebath, because the surfactant qualities of both of the above lock the dirt away from you. That's how you get clean.

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Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I much prefer a bath to a shower, but showers are more practical and economical.

Baths are more relaxing though. You don't "soak in your own filth" if you use bath oils or bubblebath, because the surfactant qualities of both of the above lock the dirt away from you. That's how you get clean.

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Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:

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What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:

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What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

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I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

or

Put soap in pot/pan and scrub it, thin run more water through it to rinse.

I do this because one side I washed in is dirty water and bubbles and whatever else. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Are you not sitting in the bubbles as well? :unsure:

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What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

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Thanks for not pointing out that the above makes me sound like a raging gay homo biochemicalist :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

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That's just mental talk.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

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That's just mental talk.

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Whatever you say raging gay homo biochemicalist Barbarossa. :whistling

How do you stop the soapy water mixing with the clean water, einstein?

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

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I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

or

Put soap in pot/pan and scrub it, thin run more water through it to rinse.

I do this because one side I washed in is dirty water and bubbles and whatever else. :ermm:

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Oh, right.

So all of those petro-chemical engineers who have, over the years, prefected detergent such that it holds the dirt away from the dishes have been wasting their time.

I wish you'd informed me sooner. I must tell my main woman, she'll be most upset.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by manker

What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

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Thanks for not pointing out that the above makes me sound like a raging gay homo biochemicalist :ermm:

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Without seeing that post, I went for petro-chemist - which is technically more correct - so, in effect, I'm gayer than you :kiss:

Those ones that invented the semi-permeable osmotic mid-sink soap membrane that Skizo uses have been cruelly overlooked in terms of scientific achievement.

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How do you stop the soapy water mixing with the clean water, einstein?

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The second side of clean water simply reduces the amount that remains on the dishes. I guess in theory I could set up 10 tubs of water and potentially still have dirt and grime on them when finished. :dabs:

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Oh, right.

So all of those petro-chemical engineers who have, over the years, prefected detergent such that it holds the dirt away from the dishes have been wasting their time.

I wish you'd informed me sooner. I must tell my main woman, she'll be most upset.

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It just helps cut the grease/oils/grime/dirt whatever off the dishes. It doesn't pull the dirt away from the dishes.

Unless perhaps you're using Moses' brand. :shifty:

:whoosh:

Stand up.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh, right.

So all of those petro-chemical engineers who have, over the years, prefected detergent such that it holds the dirt away from the dishes have been wasting their time.

I wish you'd informed me sooner. I must tell my main woman, she'll be most upset.

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It just helps cut the grease/oils/grime/dirt whatever off the dishes. It doesn't pull the dirt away from the dishes.

Unless perhaps you're using Moses' brand. :shifty:

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You should really post in the count to 10000 thread, that's where all the other OCD freaks like VB1234 hang out.

Sometimes, I do rinse the bubbles off with a tap.

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When I say 'sometimes' what I actually mean to say is that I have done so in the past. Probably :unsure: I don't do a lot of washing up 'cos I don't have the necessary plumbing :ermm:

I wonder how many people will get that.

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When I say 'sometimes' what I actually mean to say is that I have done so in the past. Probably :unsure: I don't do a lot of washing up 'cos I don't have the necessary plumbing :ermm:

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:happy:

If there was a warm glow in appreciation of a clever post smiley, I'd be posting it now. ;)

Nah, we don't have running water :cry: