Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
Why not:stars:
Coz your a pacifist republican.
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Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by DanB
your mum won't let you.
she was the one who talked me into it.:frusty:
I dont even get the pacifist republican comment. Google time.
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i thought the navy was more your kind of armed force.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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Originally Posted by DanB
your mum won't let you.
she was the one who talked me into it.:frusty:
I dont even get the pacifist republican comment. Google time.
Sorry, you don't want to be the murdering pawn of an imperialistic government.
Re: Off to join the army..
If I lived at home and my Mam told me to go off and join the army, I'd take the hint and stop being an emo mopetard around the place.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by manker
If I lived at home and my Mam told me to go off and join the army, I'd take the hint and stop being an emo mopetard around the place.
You mean like get a job, that kind of thing. Or perhaps tertiary education may be the way.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by manker
If I lived at home and my Mam told me to go off and join the army, I'd take the hint and stop being an emo mopetard around the place.
Haha the whole emo thing is so 3 years ago :P I think it was the fact i was bringing home a different girl each week to stay. I'm a teenager, why shouldnt I?
@spider: navy is teh sux0rs.
@chip: its a job. I see no problem aslong as it pays:ph34r:
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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Originally Posted by DanB
your mum won't let you.
she was the one who talked me into it.:frusty:
I dont even get the pacifist republican comment. Google time.
She must really love you :mellow:
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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Originally Posted by manker
If I lived at home and my Mam told me to go off and join the army, I'd take the hint and stop being an emo mopetard around the place.
Haha the whole emo thing is so 3 years ago :P I think it was the fact i was bringing home a different girl each week to stay. I'm a teenager, why shouldnt I?
@spider: navy is teh sux0rs.
@chip: its a job. I see no problem aslong as it pays:ph34r:
So you're OK with killing people. How very Cpt Asda of you.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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Originally Posted by manker
If I lived at home and my Mam told me to go off and join the army, I'd take the hint and stop being an emo mopetard around the place.
Haha the whole emo thing is so 3 years ago :P I think it was the fact i was bringing home a different girl each week to stay. I'm a teenager, why shouldnt I?
'cos it's not your house.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by DanB
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
she was the one who talked me into it.:frusty:
I dont even get the pacifist republican comment. Google time.
She must really love you :mellow:
The feelings mutual.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
Haha the whole emo thing is so 3 years ago :P I think it was the fact i was bringing home a different girl each week to stay. I'm a teenager, why shouldnt I?
'cos it's not your house.
But it's my room ;)
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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Originally Posted by manker
'cos it's not your house.
But it's my room ;)
What makes you think that?
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
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Originally Posted by manker
'cos it's not your house.
But it's my room ;)
I hope you can back this up with production of the letting agreement.
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by Chewie UK
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
But it's my room ;)
I hope you can back this up with production of the letting agreement.
It has my name on the door. What more proof do i need. :lol:
Damn, since when did you all turn to a bunch of miserable old sods..
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I'm entitled to be a miserable old sod, because I'm old and miserable.
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:lol: Fair enough. Here's one to cheer you up. Good old peace and tranquility. Night all.
http://www.cathywoo.com/img/paintings/peace.jpg
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Salvation Army?
"Will Your Anchor Hold?"
We have an anchor that keeps the soul
Steadfast and sure while the billows roll;
Fastened to the rock which cannot move,
Grounded firm and deep in the Saviours love.
I remember being on the Tv show called "BBC Sunday Service" I was offshore in a crab boat when the camera zooms in on us then played the above song.
Fishing that day was very bad :lol:
But it's a good Army.
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So your mom wants you to join the army?:O
She must really hate you...:no:
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
Why not:stars:
:O Afghanistan or Iraq are great places to be at this moment, both countries are suffering heatwaves above 45 degrees. In the winter it's bitter cold in Kabul
This will be one of your destinations or maybe even both..
If the Taliban get you first, it's off with your head, If Al-Qaeda get you, then you could end up in different parts of the universe...or maybe even a surprise guest appearance on Aljazeera television net, crying in the hands of your kidnappers, who are demanding millions for your release, before millions of viewers, all chewing pop-corn, with your Mummy and kid brother as audience. The thought will cross your mind at this stage, " Am I worth that much, will Mum be able to claim the Ransom back by the Social Security."...If you don't give a shit about your friends or family, this is the time to show it ...and join the ( British) Army...... :angry:
Re: Off to join the army..
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Originally Posted by thewizeard
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Originally Posted by TheRealDave
Why not:stars:
:O Afghanistan or Iraq are great places to be at this moment, both countries are suffering heatwaves above 45 degrees. In the winter it's bitter cold in Kabul
This will be one of your destinations or maybe even both..
If the Taliban get you first, it's off with your head, If
Al-Qaeda get you, then you could end up in different parts of the universe...or maybe even a surprise guest appearance on Aljazeera television net, crying in the hands of your kidnappers, who are demanding millions for your release, before millions of viewers, all chewing pop-corn, with your Mummy and kid brother as audience. The thought will cross your mind at this stage, " Am I worth that much, will Mum be able to claim the Ransom back by the Social Security."...If you don't give a shit about your friends or family, this is the time to show it ...and join the ( British) Army...... :angry:
Truth.
Re: Off to join the army..
Make sure to get a trade, not just the learning to kill people in a variety of different ways.
