How Many Wolrd Cup '06 Matches Have You Watched?

....and did you get up for a piss during the match?

all of them, most of them at home and some at the cafe's
piss... ohh yeh i piss 4-5 times during one half of the match(freakin A/C trow's air directly at me and i eat like a half of watermelon.

How much does half of a watermellon eat?

Around 30 matches.

Watermelons eat matches.

Who would have thunk it?

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

How much does half of a watermellon eat?

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hey You go find ur Turkia in Africa and stay out of this.

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hey You go find ur Turkia in Africa and stay out of this.

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My apologies, I didn't realise it was a private conversation.

Now I think of it, you and BM having a private conversation would be fan-tastic. I'm sure mere mortals would learn much from your allied football knowledge.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Around 30 matches.

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You poofter. I've watched about 90 matches because I'm a real man, I watch football all day.

Enough.

So far i've watched all including the qualifiers (got several mates who records ones i missed so i can actually watch them). Only games i havent watched are the ones not shown on TV / at the Pub! :)

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Originally Posted by Euronymous

So far i've watched all including the qualifiers (got several mates who records ones i missed so i can actually watch them). Only games i havent watched are the ones not shown on TV / at the Pub! :)

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Aren't they all shown on the TV?

They are, except some were on the super secret BBC Three, which no one knows the channel number for.

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

They are, except some were on the super secret BBC Three, which no one knows the channel number for.

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Oh, right.

106 on telewest

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Around 30 matches.

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You poofter. I've watched about 90 matches because I'm a real man, I watch football all day.

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Pffft, real men watch wrestling. I only watched the footie 'cos the missus had the remote.

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You poofter. I've watched about 90 matches because I'm a real man, I watch football all day.

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Pffft, real men watch wrestling. I only watched the footie 'cos the missus had the remote.

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How you coping with this new fangled TV lark and watching stuff live thing Chebus.

Liek, in total, 6 full matches.

I mostly watch highlights.

Today is England vs. Ecuador....................... can't wait! :)

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Originally Posted by Lyoness

Today is England vs. Ecuador....................... can't wait! :)

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Cheers, I might try to catch a bit of that.

I have watched zero.zero matches.

I haven't anyone to watch them with, and I can't tumble to "the magic of World Cup Soccer" without expert help. :(

This is (I freely admit) positively sinful for someone who has actually met and shaken the hand of Pele.

My most humble apologies.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

This is (I freely admit) positively sinful for someone who has actually met and shaken the hand of Pele.

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That would be a much better story had you shook is hand, but not actualy met him.

Not enought I'm afraid, on too early here and when you tape them while at work some butthead workmate reads the score off his cell phone .

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Liek, in total, 6 full matches.

I mostly watch highlights.

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Admittedly, I love the highlights.

The number of highlights for each match usually equal the number of goals plus red cards.:ermm:

I have watched 1 quarter of one match and had to turn due to boredom. That's more than I watch of a baseball game.

Bring on the NFL season I say. I didn't watch a whole lotta that 'till I had my knee surgered. Now I can't wait 'till the '06/'07 season.:(

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"surgered", genious.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I have watched zero.zero matches.

I haven't anyone to watch them with, and I can't tumble to "the magic of World Cup Soccer" without expert help. :(

This is (I freely admit) positively sinful for someone who has actually met and shaken the hand of Pele.

My most humble apologies.

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So you shook the hand of the greatest player ever but you don't deign to watch the game.

One has to think that you're full of shit.

By the way, I'm saying that with the utmost confidence that anyone - who has ever watched the game even once - will be looking at this post with the same sentiment as me.

Hey I'm happy he watched the highlights , Ever watch a NBA basketball game ? Just tune in to the last 2 minutes all you need to see .

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Hey I'm happy he watched the highlights , Ever watch a NBA basketball game ? Just tune in to the last 2 minutes all you need to see .

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Bullcrap.

Admittedly, the last 2 minutes are rather exciting.:lookaroun

Dallas had a 13 point lead with 6 minutes left and fucking lost.....

.....the championship :glag:

As someone said before, the NBA has too many highlights. Some string together. Like when one player hits 4 3-pointers in a row, or Allen Iverson "breaks another's ankles" and scores, or when a smaller Stackhouse knocks 300+ pound Shaq down to the ground, or when Zoe blocks 5 shots in one game, or.....

Add another two to my tally. Good match for England and a fantastic other match for all the wrong reasons.

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Add another two to my tally. Good match for England and a fantastic other match for all the wrong reasons.

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Indeed you chaps really should get thro' to the semi's with pas de problem now.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

....and did you get up for a piss during the match?

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I haven't had a piss since the World Cup started. Pissing is for the girls.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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I haven't had a piss since the World Cup started. Pissing is for the girls.

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Agreed.

We had a sweepstake on how many times my weak bladdered mate went for a piss - no-one won 'cos it was fucking loads, The girly cunt.

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Pissing is for the girls.

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Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.

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I haven't had a piss since the World Cup started. Pissing is for the girls.

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Never have to worry about being acussed of leaving the seat up then or piddling on it ! :)

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Pissing is for the girls.

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Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.

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I was talking to a bloke tonight and he said that watersports is quality.

FFS, if they like it, they like it. Leave them alone, you arse cawk.

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Originally Posted by peat moss

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Originally Posted by Cheese

I haven't had a piss since the World Cup started. Pissing is for the girls.

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Never have to worry about being acussed of leaving the seat up then or piddling on it ! :)

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I piss in the sink when I do go, it's great for getting rid of toothpaste stains.

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.

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I was talking to a bloke tonight and he said that watersports is quality.

FFS, if they like it, they like it. Leave them alone, you arse cawk.

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Again my apologies, I really amn't thinking things thro' tonight.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Never have to worry about being acussed of leaving the seat up then or piddling on it ! :)

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I piss in the sink when I do go, it's great for getting rid of toothpaste stains.

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:huh:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

I was talking to a bloke tonight and he said that watersports is quality.

FFS, if they like it, they like it. Leave them alone, you arse cawk.

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Again my apologies, I really amn't thinking things thro' tonight.

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Tautology.

This is quite clearly clear to the cognoscienti.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Again my apologies, I really amn't thinking things thro' tonight.

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Tautology.

This is quite clearly clear to the cognoscienti.

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Would that I understood their thinking. Alas it is never to be.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

I piss in the sink when I do go, it's great for getting rid of toothpaste stains.

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:huh:

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Dried toothpaste that has been left there by some cunt not rinsing the sink out properly.