...:lol: :lol:
I don't have a clue what it means but that's what j2 just suggested I'd do to keep my mind of other things
I'm going to start saying that instead of 'fuck off'
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...:lol: :lol:
I don't have a clue what it means but that's what j2 just suggested I'd do to keep my mind of other things
I'm going to start saying that instead of 'fuck off'
Yes, I've heard it's much more....edifying than, say, a rubber band around the wrist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Of course, here in the U.S., "pinky" is but a reference for the most minor digit on either hand...:)
:lol:
It is here too, but I didn't even click on to that until you mentioned it :lol:
in bratland its called the "most minor digit on either hand"
Germany? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
sorry i meant bartland as in springfield.
That just made me laugh so hard I sprayed cookies and milk all over my sleeping boyfriend (better than on the screen, non? )Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Ah, that would be south of Green Bay, if I recall...Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
Were you distracted at all, even momentarily?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
at capitol hill. see you there twelve noon sharp.
I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:
She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.
Very much so
You "know" this girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.
Good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
It's a start, after all. :)
I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc
True story:
My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in:pinch:
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty:sick:
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Originally Posted by j2k4
Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss. :fist:
Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.
Must have seemed a bit far-fetched, even then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
My cousin was a navy medic stationed in Italy until recently; he told me a story once about tending a fellow in the E.R. during midnight shift who'd had a light-bulb shoved (carefully, one would assume) up his ass.
He prescribed dilation. :lol:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I also know someone who used a frozen sausage to cool herself down, and it froze onto her. I know some sick people really. :unsure:
Yeah, I know that guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:pinch:
My neighbour ( a guy) accused my cats earlier of have given him chlamydia on his leg :lol:
edit: there's something not right about that sentence. can someone correct it please?
I was abused by a charvdog:no:
you loved it as much as she did.
aww, third person, bless you:rolleyes:
edit: yes, i did just call you a charvdog:tease:
bless, simple things. :rollseyes:
missie got a spoon stuck up her. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Sorry :pinch:
ive got a video on me phone of a local girl with an empty vodka bottle up her hole.
smirnoff?
MMS it to me :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
& me :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've got an empty vodka bottle... do you think I should...........?
i reckon :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
still got my phone number? :shifty:
Ouch, I just woke up again.
This is why it's a bad idea to get drunk too early on in the day; I've got a hangover now
:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky