I found a hair on my chin.
About the length of an eyelash:cry:
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I found a hair on my chin.
About the length of an eyelash:cry:
Are you looking for a pheasant phucker?
I've pulled it out now.
I hope it doesn't grow back
Cut one head off, two grow back. :ph34r:
:cry:
You're going to give me nightmares of two headed monsters growing out of my chin
A dab of ketchup will soon kill it off.
Luckily, I always keep a bottle next to my bed.
For the midnight cravings you know
Just read your cookin thread.
Maybe you are turning into a ratatouille.
You think thats bad?
I got a ginger dawg hair, IN MY GARLIC BREAD!!!
ffs, :fist:
relax you got a long way to go
http://www.gabemartin.com/images/hair.gif
omg
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Originally Posted by 100%
Please tell me that is photo shopped.
I saw a lady on the bus today with a beard :fear:
Maybe we won't meet for a pint then :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Maybe it was an eyelash.
Skweeky now has more facial hair than me :01:
No I haven't
I tweezered it out.
With some luck it'll never come back!
I ocne met a guy with hairs growing on the top of his nose :fear:
It could've been JP now I come to think of it. It was in a Celtic pub after all
It gets worse as you get older. By the tender age of 29 I'm raging a full on war against unwanted hair. Where there is one, there'll be ten soon.
Who'd be a woman eh?
Me, I'd love to be a lesbian.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Wee Lamsey, God rest his soul, was a monobrow. True Story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Do you remember the day you first noticed a white pube growing from your nether regions jp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyMe, I'd love to be a lesbian.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Last tuesday? No.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlDo you remember the day you first noticed a white pube growing from your nether regions jp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
My house is swarmed by lesbians at the moment.
There's on here next to me and two downstairs.
One of then just jumped into the jacuzzi with me
Jealous? :p
Whats the collective moun for lesbians?
A Licking of Lesbians?
Hasn't happened mate. Nature has decided that I will embalden, rather than greyize.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlDo you remember the day you first noticed a white pube growing from your nether regions jp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
The embaldening is up top, rather in the nethers, however I think you get the point.
I think you may have been a wee hair Fraudien with your moun(d) there mate. ooer missus.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Grow a beard, take pictures. Please.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl