He wants me to do the dishes

What's all that about?
What happened to 'I cook, you clean'???

45 minutes I spent in that kitchen. Made marinaded turkey breast, grilled with a ratatouille of mushrooms, pepper, red onion and tomate in ale sauce with courgette and tomato bake!

And I'm supposed to do the dishes to????

Pfff, my genious is just not being appreciated:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

What's all that about?
What happened to 'I cook, you clean'???

45 minutes I spent in that kitchen. Made marinaded turkey breast, grilled with a ratatouille of mushrooms, pepper, red onion and tomate in ale sauce with courgette and tomato bake!

And I'm supposed to do the dishes to????

Pfff, my genious is just not being appreciated:rolleyes:

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Agreed, he should do the dishes. He got the easy part.

He might be more inclined, had you not made such an almighty mess in the kitchen. :P

make yerself a nice long bubbly bath, n throw em in with you.
next time he goes to eat, tell him you cleaned the fork with your anal passage.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

make yerself a nice long bubbly bath, n throw em in with you.
next time he goes to eat, tell him you cleaned the fork with your anal passage.

:happy:

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Solid strategy in a one-fork household. :)

just one fork? :no:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

just one fork? :no:

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Or Russian Roulette, fork-style...

Whichever provokes the greater anxiety. ;)

ahhha.
The mere thought of fairy liquid encourages a panic attack in this house.

T'is only me n dawg here, I normally loose. :no:

..this sounds like the slippery slope, Sonja... it's time to assert yourself :)

:lol:

He's doing them right now. Isn't he sweet

You might be right about that almighty mess Kev...

lol my mum goes on strike every so often. she still doesn't understand that i don't mind letting the sink fill up with dishes then just give what i want a quick rinse when i need to use it. when it comes to being a scruffy bastard nobody will touch me :01:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

nobody will touch me

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I can't remember last time I did the dishes...

I'm on holiday just now, maybe I should do it just this once today and then I can say for months ever after that I'd only done ALL the dishes recently

I do the cooking and cleaning on the account that SGG says she alergic to domestic chores. :dry: Consequently I am as econmical and tidy as possible when cooking. I swear my ex used every available utensile on point of principle - as we had a who cooks doesn't have the wash up rule. :ermm:

We use the one cooks, one cleans rule too. Really, I get the better deal because I like cooking. :P

However, what people who don't cook don't understand is that we may not want to be using all the utensils out of sheer maliciousness...it's that whatever dish may require a lot of preperation or someone hasn't properly stocked the cupboards with the appropriate tools for the job. Not that I'm fully expecting this to be read and then have a nicely stocked kitchen afterwards. :whistling:

:shuriken:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

...econmical...

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Do you realize what an egregious mis-spelling you have committed here...

And to think we call you a bean-counter.

For shame.

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

We use the one cooks, one cleans rule too. Really, I get the better deal because I like cooking. :P

However, what people who don't cook don't understand is that we may not want to be using all the utensils out of sheer maliciousness...it's that whatever dish may require a lot of preperation or someone hasn't properly stocked the cupboards with the appropriate tools for the job. Not that I'm fully expecting this to be read and then have a nicely stocked kitchen afterwards. :whistling:

:shuriken:

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Excuse-Nakor. :P

We use the "Hoi, wean wash the fucking dishes" rule.

I need to get myself some kids.
Good idea

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I need to get myself some kids.
Good idea

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Have them quick, then-

When Clinton becomes SecGen of the U.N., his wife will make him author a resolution outlawing child labor in the home....:dry:

Could always hire a housekeeper. Cheaper than kids.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I need to get myself some kids.
Good idea

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Have them quick, then-

When Clinton becomes SecGen of the U.N., his wife will make him author a resolution outlawing child labor in the home....:dry:

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Why would I want to be in labour in my home:unsure:

A nice hospital with loads of painkilling drugs will do be. None of that natural birth nonsense for me. Now Way.
Bring on the epidural and the morphine

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Have them quick, then-

When Clinton becomes SecGen of the U.N., his wife will make him author a resolution outlawing child labor in the home....:dry:

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Why would I want to be in labour in my home:unsure:

A nice hospital with loads of painkilling drugs will do be. None of that natural birth nonsense for me. Now Way.
Bring on the epidural and the morphine

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Makes sence.

Then you won't be complaining while you do the dishes.

Exactly

http://www.termidorhome.com/ant/images/side_kitchen.jpg

chicks love doing the dishes. fact. just look at how happy she is.

'though if she was my property i'd cunt punch her (Tom Leo style) for letting giant ants into the house.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

We use the "Hoi, wean wash the fucking dishes" rule.

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:lol: :earl:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

'though if she was my property i'd cunt punch her (Tom Leo style) for letting giant ants into the house.

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