Quotable Quotes

Share your favourite quotes here:

I'll start, these are two from the top of my head:

-If there's one thing I can do, it's multitasking.

-The ultimate condom, is an unborn fetus.

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Originally Posted by maebach

I guess I should tell you guys, seedler got hit by a car today, Im not joking. It was before our soccer game, and the park is across the parking lot of our school, so he he was joggging to the field. The car hit him, and drove off. Pretty cool. I hope he dies.

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My favourite quote :happy:



The last part especially :happy:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by maebach

I guess I should tell you guys, seedler got hit by a car today, Im not joking. It was before our soccer game, and the park is across the parking lot of our school, so he he was joggging to the field. The car hit him, and drove off. Pretty sad. I hope he gets better.

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that's fucking terrible!
you should know better, it's football, not soccer:no:

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Mine's like yours with added funny :happy:

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Originally Posted by F. Canard

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

that's fucking terrible!
you should know better, it's football, not soccer:no:

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Mine's like yours with added funny :happy:

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j'agree:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by maebach

I guess I should tell you guys, seedler got hit by a car today, Im not joking. It was before our soccer game, and the park is across the parking lot of our school, so he he was joggging to the field. The car hit him, and drove off. Pretty cool. I hope he dies.

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My favourite quote :happy:



The last part especially :happy:

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That's harsh:O

I've actually never seen that post, so thx, now i'm off to raping killing maebach.

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.

"I'ma man / but I can change / if I have to / I guess."

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I don't think I've ever come across an unquoteable quote.

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I cant be bothered quoting properly so I paraphrase

I'm going to get a life sized tattoo of an arse, on my arse.

Not a random post.

Jocko McBannockburn

Multitasking

I broke his arm with a punch, it snapped like a twig.

I wear an Even Steven with a Temp Taper fade in the back.

best quote evar.
fact.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I wear an Even Steven with a Temp Taper fade in the back.

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So good, it has to be quoted twice.

Saying something about folks with "accents" is not racist. It's xenophobia

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Saying something about folks with "accents" is not racist. It's xenophobia

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That's quite a recent one. I read it and thought "what the fuck is that supposed to mean".

Actually juxtaposing racist and xenophobia (rather than racism / xenophobia or racist / xenophobic) probably annoyed me as much as the misuse of the word.

I hit him in his equalism and he fell down . Mike Tyson


Or 24 Beer in a case , 24 Hours in a day ! Coincident I think not . Author Unknown .

There are a couple of cows waiting for me. You know, when I first got back from Washington, it seemed like the cows were talking back. But now that I've spent some time in Crawford, they're just cows.
-- George W Bush, Town Hall Forum on Economy, Ontario, California, Jan. 5, 2002

The guy that controls the most powerful army in the world and enough nukes to distroy the world three times thinks the cows are talking to him? this is not good.

"Wow, you are drunk"- Seth
"Dude, i'm not drunk"- Josh
"Dude, you were just wearing your wallet on your head" - Seth
"Fair enough, you win"- Josh
I was in the room when this was said

I've heard this from different women in my lifetime...

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Don't cum in my mouth.

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Uh yeah sure I won't.:smilie4:

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That's how she knows she's my main woman. I put wet wipes by the side of the bed and green towels under her arse to make her feel extra special

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:smilie4:

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Terry Wogan could give a dog a bone, g'ding!

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We'll (England) beat them (Barcelona) in the world cup!

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(While watching the ashes) I thought they only played football at old trafford?

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Of course I know what band Paul Weller was in, eejit. The Police.

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(Upon noticing cows standing in a field while it was raining) They're the horny ones (how so?)... Cause they're standing up, duh!

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:no:

:pinch:

To everyone in the bar:

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I'm only letting him win (at pool) because.....

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can't really type the rest, I'll get banned:ph34r:

One of my own:

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Bitch, get in the shower, you fucking stink.

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true story:smilie4:

damn your quick posting and telepathic powers. :fist:

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Originally Posted by lilmiss @ bo

....he smells of wee and has an acorn for a cawk

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or so i heard :phear:

i don't recall saying that, but he does smell funny. :unsure:

I don't, I use teh shower:no:

also, acorns grow into massive oak trees:snooty:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Saying something about folks with "accents" is not racist. It's xenophobia

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:yup:

no it's not. it's funny. that shit right there.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I cant be bothered quoting properly so I paraphrase

I'm going to get a life sized tattoo of an arse, on my arse.

Not a random post.

Jocko McBannockburn

Multitasking

I broke his arm with a punch, it snapped like a twig.

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Those are good:D

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I've heard this from different women in my lifetime...

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Don't cum in my mouth.

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Uh yeah sure I won't.:smilie4:

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Oh you bad ! Something like the checks in the mail or the trains on time ? :D

Hey wait a minuet that's the three biggest lies .

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

One of my own:

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Bitch, get in the shower, you fucking stink.

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true story:smilie4:

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Ah shit I wish I could find the link , about a Video card . The reviewer said "This Biatch says get up and make me a sandwitch " I loved it .

"bros before hos"
- robert aka me ziggujuarez

One heard :earl:, a chap referring to someone he had a low opinion of.

"That cunt's an arse."

True story.

Another :earl: one, bear in mind this was a serious comment, with no hint of irony.

"Don't fucking tell me me to fucking fuck off, fucker."

It isn’t that I’m so smart, it’s just that I know what to look for.


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