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Im drunk as fuck.have been for the past two weeks lolz.
What goen on im my life?I got a girlfriend and sucked her tities lol:D was fun.she broke up with me and now im lonely looking for a new one:P ready to start school soon:) gonna go thiz time.i remembver all thouse threads i started here about school.well i promissed my self im gonna go this time.well thought i would let you know what i was up tooo,well im gonna go get fucked up moore,bye:D miss yuo
so getting off the internets really does make you get a life :o
yeah seriously mang.well i also got my tv/cable turned off also to be fair.well gto gonna drink some more.im the young beer go getter.im the bitch.some females are waiting on there beer.no not my chicks,fat one bye
ahh,see they got pissed off.my firend yelled at me.see what you did dave lol,no jokeing.brb gonna drink some more be back in 10/20m,ins
Awww...ziggy got to second base. That's so cuuuute. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
lol i also felt her up and told ger i love her.she hot with som=-e othet guy but i cool with it.alylmocy got with a fight with some guyl.i hugged her sister,shitt wasd funny.shea 11 years yound.i still like her...im noot too weird
i was like "nigga waz wup?"
he was likeie "i aint got noe problems"
so i left
nigger :/
haahahahah started two threads guess im too buzzed but u know what u mean.well im like the 1/2 still trying to get a blowjob see you im 20 mins homie brb manker,bo,missie,celery,thedave,bunny? but gbbrbrbbbr
Sucking titties rawks. Nice one, ziggy.
lolz X 5 wake up :(
ehh.i lifted her shit and kisseded her chest up and down and sucked her titeies,the next day after i got emo and sad and got sad and got drunk.i made her mad and the next day she got mad aand got pissed and broke up with me.but im going to do something with my life.my going to be a runner or a professional fighter or a soccer player. i gayanty you.i swear
Yeah, I gayanty you too :kiss:
means a lot to me.i keep on telling her i cear ablout her but shes pissed.im trying to tell het i dont care about her but i doo.i'll get over it but i really do want her back.o well:( what ever.Waitr to school starts...think everyone felll asleep and im the light weitht:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Did she touch your cawk, or stick her thumb up your arse? :smilie4:
she tryed to but she touched the wrong side,commr on any hoe knoes the left side is the cock size she touched the right side. trust be if i coulf turn back time like shar
The wrong side? :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
glag. She was right. Any hoe knows that only homos dress to the left. No wonder she dumped you :no:
naw i put my cawlk to the left homie.its her foult
fuck it.illl wait till another 16 years.i tryed to hit on a fat chick today but she said i was too young.16/19 :dabs: i tryed to hit in a 11yrld and in 16sold:dabs:
Ohh, I thought you meant that she touched the wrong side of your cawk.
I was all like wtf and that.
Stop hitting on young chicks. It's bad and you could go to jail.
11?i asked if that was too youg and my fiends said no.but ol well she wasent haveing it.i, still working on it :D
the game takes time
You asked them if eleven was too young and believed what they told you.
All your friends are laughing at you now. Fact.
:lol: i bet
You did not ask your mates if an 11 year old was too young.
That's just pish
agreed. everone knows that they're fair game when you're drunk :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
100% true dave,dave always got my back.when your drunk 10 to 30 is fair game homie.plue I went out with her sister:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankinsagreed. everone knows that they're fair game when you're drunk :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Stop posting stuff that makes you look like an arsehole. I know it's not easy but you really have to make the effort.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez100% true dave,dave always got my back.when your drunk 10 to 30 is fair game homie.plue I went out with her sister:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
:slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
haha. i did that once. i full on cringe every time i think of it. it's on the same sort of level as your entire extended family walking in on you trying to stick a 2 litre coke up your arse, or your mate waking up while your playing with his dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™:slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
not that these have ever happened to me. if they did though, i'd be like "well at least it's not as awkward as when i told a girl i loved her after knowing her for two days"
:lol: too be fair she told me shes love me first:( just talking back to her.i fingered her and stuff:happy: dave get rid of the internet and t.v and i garantie youll get some pussyQuote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankinshaha. i did that once. i full on cringe every time i think of it. it's on the same sort of level as your entire extended family walking in on you trying to stick a 2 litre coke up your arse, or your mate waking up while your playing with his dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
not that these have ever happened to me. if they did though, i'd be like "well at least it's not as awkward as when i told a girl i loved her after knowing her for two days"
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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
:D true