feckin itchy:angry:
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feckin itchy:angry:
me knows, especially when they get you on the buttocks...:pinch:
OMG! Yeah the ass bites hurt. You can't sit down because sometimes, it just turns into pain and not itchiness.
how about when they crawl down your ear and get you there? I can vouch that it is much worse than the ass. never camp next to a fucking swamp.
Well I was at me girlfriends cottage and we spent most of the evening outside..I must have about 20-30 bites all over me. That afterbite stuff works for all of 5 minites.
:o :o :o :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Smith
The interweb shockathon keeps on truckin'.
If she tries to bite you again, just punch her in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smith
I have several mossie bites from my little trip to Spain....little blighters seem to have a particular liking for my beer infused blood.
If one tries to bite you again, just punch it in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
I am now back home and the little buggers haven't followed me so I think I am safe...however, I will try and remember your sage advice for next time I visit warmer, bug infested climes.
It's also quite useful should you ever come across Smithee's girlfriend.
I have no intention of coming across Smithee's girlfriend....:lol:
I am not that way inclined.
Yes. Skeeters.
Bastards.
All of them.
They all need to be burnt.
Or stabbed.
Or injected with itching powder.
Or scratched at for hours and hours until they bleed to death and then burnt and fed to Skunks and shit out then run over by a truck.
Jonno :cool:
Awwww... something tells me you're itchy again. Oh, and we're going to Sue's tonight, so you'll have lots of new ones to add to your collection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Absolute :glag: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by F. CanardIf she tries to bite you again, just punch her in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smith
If you do resurrect your lol thread I'm putting that in :)
OFF! is useful:)
when i hear Mosquito Bites i think of Paris Hiltons boobs
You can't hear mosquito bites. :no2:
If you lick them, they'll stop itching
She might object.
Maybe not
(Fact) Only female mosquito's bite.
I had five bites on my hand at same place last time when i was spending time on my weekend house, have secured windows but they always find me. Those females all the same.
TIP:
The Skin So Soft range from Avon works as a midgie repellent as well as a bodylotion. I'm sure it would work for mosquitos as well.
Otherwise, just get a BayGon plug-in. That'll keep 'em out for certain.
For some reason I've never seen the things around here o_O
Must be because you don't have mosquitos
link?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
http://www.baygon.com/nqcontent.cfm?a_id=404
They've been around in Belgium for as long as I can remember. It used to be cotton strips you put into the thing and the liquid inside would slowly vaporise. It seriously does work. You won't see a mosquito for miles with this thing.
Does it work with Opera?
Only if you buy loads
Suddenly I'm reminded of this doohickey.
http://tinyurl.com/jgj3q
Borly now?Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Guess I'm popular with the females then.:dry;