just back from the cinema to see snakes on a plane, got a student discount with my old student card from 2001. see us tax dodging pirates have a conscience.
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just back from the cinema to see snakes on a plane, got a student discount with my old student card from 2001. see us tax dodging pirates have a conscience.
Now that movie was funny man.....:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
snakes:fear:
Was it as awful as I suspect it was? :huh:
How could you.....give it a chance.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
WATCH THE GODDAM MOVIE!!!!!
planes:fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Not a chance in hell. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by gamer4evaHow could you.....give it a chance.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
WATCH THE GODDAM MOVIE!!!!!
Now that i know your weakness i shall devour your souls.:angry: :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossaplanes:fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
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Originally Posted by gamer4evaNow that i know your weakness i shall devour your souls.:angry: :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I think Texas sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoNot a chance in hell. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by gamer4eva
I've seen the trailer provided by Skizo and other Texan forum half wits, therefore I can conclude that Texas, all Texas, sucks bawls and is not worth bothering with.
Texas. It's like an in-bred canaidia :sage:
Good. You're not welcome. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI think Texas sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
I've seen the trailer provided by Skizo and other Texan forum half wits, therefore I can conclude that Texas, all Texas, sucks bawls and is not worth bothering with.
You say that but you know just as well as I do how shallow the Texan gene pool is.
You'd not let me leave til I'd impregnated at least seventy three virgins.
No way, you're not related to anyone there.
My Bamp once owned a cowboy hat :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Changed my mind about the 73 virgins too - if they need me for my spunk, they can get some more experienced chicks, like feck am I doing all the work 73 times.
Bamp :blink:
No, dude. You're much older than me - how could I possibly be your Bamp :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
You know that I meant Dr Cawksworth.
I doubt there's 73 virgins in texas, unless you count the cattle, and even then... :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I sent this message to flight ops on Wednesday:
"Please be advised that BEAVERS x2 will be travelling unaccompanied on your flight today, they are old enough as per your T+C's. Please ensure that there is not a repeat of the outbound flight situation when the Beavers were refused onto the plane at boarding. If you can provide extra care for the Beavers that would be great."
Funny names of passengers is what gets me through the day. :sage:
:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I'm suspicious tho'. You didn't put "True Story"
fact
True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I'm suspicious tho'. You didn't put "True Story"
I'm hoping for special requests to pass on for some other passengers of ours, so I can get some double-entendres in:
Balls*
Koc
Mycock
Mr R Saull
*The travel agent already beat me to this one when she said, "So that's four balls you've got." :(
mr. P iratehooker is a good customer.
wanker...i mean manker......what do ya have against Texans?Quote:
I think Texas sucks.
I've seen the trailer provided by Skizo and other Texan forum half wits, therefore I can conclude that Texas, all Texas, sucks bawls and is not worth bothering with.
I think that clear lack of understanding of irony is, ironically, proof that texans suck bawls.
Wanker? From manker? You, sir, are a fucking comedy genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by coppercox
That and their breath smelling of testicle dust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
.....and that sir, was cheesy!!Quote:
Wanker? From manker? You, sir, are a fucking comedy genius.
Gentlemen, all of your retorts revolve around the male sexual appendage! Get off the fixation! Even that Mr. Jp Fugley guy uses the same retorts. Bunch of automaton clowns spewing the same lame comebacks!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulThat and their breath smelling of testicle dust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
OK fuck off and get a life, get laid you wanker.Quote:
Originally Posted by coppercoxGentlemen, all of your retorts revolve around the male sexual appendage! Get off the fixation! Even that Mr. Jp Fugley guy uses the same retorts. Bunch of automaton clowns spewing the same lame comebacks!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
See, I don't understand how that's any better, honestement.
You have no originality.......some post back i called you a wanker and told you that you needed to get laid....and your retort to me? Geez, try to think it through....there are infinite put-downs but you can only paraphrase what I said....but you did add a "fuck off and get a life" which is somewhat original...at least you didn't reply "fuck off cawk breath or eat bawls or something about testicle dust (whatever the fuck that is) "Quote:
OK fuck off and get a life, get laid you wanker.
See, I don't understand how that's any better, honestement.
:lol: and there was me thinking you were the first merkin to actually do irony, but no, another disappointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by coppercox
i was gonna say that, but i'd look silly if he was just really fecking good at itQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul:lol: and there was me thinking you were the first merkin to actually do irony, but no, another disappointment.Quote:
Originally Posted by coppercox
You couldn't possibly, he meant to say "some posts back" but missed by an "s". So anything silly you said would be negated by his attempted but failed :snooty:ness.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankinsi was gonna say that, but i'd look silly if he was just really fecking good at itQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Great detective work there, Columbo! I always wondered what happened to ya after television!!! Can't wait to tell all my friends!!! They love watching reruns of Columbo!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulYou couldn't possibly, he meant to say "some posts back" but missed by an "s". So anything silly you said would be negated by his attempted but failed :snooty:ness.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Why thank you, thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by coppercoxGreat detective work there, Columbo! I always wondered what happened to ya after television!!! Can't wait to tell all my friends!!! They love watching reruns of Columbo!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul