I feel extremely pissed off

I have PMT

My boyfriend refused to go for a walk today which meant I was stuck inside the house all friggin weekend with nothing to focus but how miserable I felt

There is no chocolate in the house

The speakers on my PC are f*cked

I can't find 'The Wickerman' to download

I have to go to work tomorrow

There was a big spider downstairs in the living room and all the cat did was stare at it

It takes too long to run a bath

I finished my book earlier, so all I have left to read is Tolkien's Silmarillion, which, for those who've not read it, is extremely boring

I'm skint and it's only a week after pay day

My foot hurts because of a tiny fracture I had on holiday and I can't be bothered to go to the doctor

The two spare rooms are a mess but I don't have the energy to clean them up

It's not raining

It's too dark too early

I have to send a fax to two companies but I don't have a fax and it's taking them ages to get back to me with an e-mail address or postal address and both of them owe me money (of course)

There's nothing to watch on the telly

I have to change my gas and electricity supplier and I hate dealing with companies like that

:angry:

you have fooking pmt?

wells i get the pill injection so don't get periods, yet still came on yesserday. :snooty:

/me leaves teh thread

get a baby it will get rid of aaaaalllllllll your decadent problems.

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.

Anyway, didn't it become PMS.

There's nothing else left to read
It's that or 'Collins complete DIY manual'

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Originally Posted by 100%

get a baby it will get rid of aaaaalllllllll your decadent problems.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

There's nothing else left to read
It's that or 'Collins complete DIY manual'

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Download something then.

PG Wodehouse, all free at Guttenburg.

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.

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I've only ever managed to get half way through that.
Annoys me that he uses 5 different names for people and places.

I do believe it is the only book I have thrown. :smilie4:

Stab someone, that usually cheers me up.

What's this Guttenburg nonsense you keep talking about?

Are you trying to piss me off even more??? :angry:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.

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I've only ever managed to get half way through that.
Annoys me that he uses 5 different names for people and places.

I do believe it is the only book I have thrown. :smilie4:

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It's bunkum, absolute mashed potato.

Oh and there's only one "t" in Guten .... oh never mind

download an ebook.

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

Don't read The Silmarillion under any circumstances, life can never be bad enough to justify that.

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I've only ever managed to get half way through that.
Annoys me that he uses 5 different names for people and places.

I do believe it is the only book I have thrown. :smilie4:

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I've taken up the habit to read it right before bed time. It makes me sleepy

atleast the toilet flushes....or?

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

Stab someone, that usually cheers me up.

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Being stabbed cheers you up, that's a bit mental.

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

download an ebook.

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What a fantastic idea.

Make sure it's one by a plagiarist.

Get Wee Free Men n Hatfull of Sky.
They rawk. :smilie4:

I wish i had excuse .

I'm getting 'The truth'
I've read the other two

Besides, this was a serious thread about my very serious PMT problem. I only want serious answers.

Cunts. Get a life

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm getting 'The truth'
I've read the other two

Besides, this was a serious thread about my very serious PMT problem. I only want serious answers.

Cunts. Get a life

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IT'S PMS NOW, FUCKNUCKLE.

agreed
cunts should get a life, not walking in the park type of life but more acept who and were your stuck type of life.

who are you to come and tell me whether I'm tensed or stressed in my own thread??!!

Go get laid, you prick

PS: Fuckknuckle has 2 k's

heh heh.

/me backs away slowly

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

I THINK THE "S" STANDS FOR SYNDROME, LOVE.

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

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That's such a man's answer:dry:

ha ha, yeah in cumbernauld. good one vb1234556788.

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Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

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In Govan, at this time of night, are you mad.

That purple makes you look gay

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ha ha, yeah in cumbernauld. good one vb1234556788.

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Jinx.

But mine was better. Fact

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who are you to come and tell me whether I'm tensed or stressed in my own thread??!!

Go get laid, you prick

PS: k's

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I am sooo happy Bush is not a woman

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That purple makes you look gay

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Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

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That's such a man's answer:dry:

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That sounds codependent to me.

And now the Canadians are encouraging me to commit suicide as well

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Go get laid

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You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...:huh:

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Go get laid

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You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...:huh:

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:O

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Go for a walk without your boyfriend.

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That's such a man's answer:dry:

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I find teh walking helps.
As does a hawt water bottle/hawt bath.

Mebee you should burn some lavender oil n invest in some Kalms. :unsure:

Excellent
your ready
you are now ready to become a jedhiatch
it only requires one more task,....