Great sex, or was it

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

AaaAAAAAAAAaaahHahaha.

:sick:

happens to me all the time

:blink: owned

thats NASTY!

You Need A Glock

@ Reggaeboy- does that have anything to do with this thread?

ewww. yak

Poor poor guy

Not that this can happen to anybody, you have to be extremly horny, drunk and little wacky.
a real story: i know a friend that was a sailor, he was on the sea for too long, later on land he found a suprise when he went to movie theatre with some "woman". She was touching him and he touched her hard package. :D :D

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Originally Posted by Tempestv

@ Reggaeboy- does that have anything to do with this thread?

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To either shoot the he-bitch or yourself after making such a mistake. What else?

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Originally Posted by limesqueezer

She was touching him and he touched her hard package. :D :D

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You mean He was touching him and he touched his hard package.

Too much he's ahhahahah :lol:

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Originally Posted by FreeDoom

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Originally Posted by limesqueezer

She was touching him and he touched her hard package. :D :D

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You mean He was touching him and he touched his hard package.

Too much he's ahhahahah :lol:

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I don't know what they want to be called but they sure have 2 names, some prefer to use their birth name and some their new name, but even that doesn't answers the question he or she. :lol: , you have to ask it to know.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by Tempestv

@ Reggaeboy- does that have anything to do with this thread?

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To either shoot the he-bitch or yourself after making such a mistake. What else?

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I was refering to how he said "you need a glock" when the joke was told in the third person. "that guy needs a glock"- now that I agree with.

this summer I worked with a guy who has two father in laws- his mother in law had a sex change operation, yet his former mother in law and his father in law never got divorced. how fucked up is that?

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Originally Posted by limesqueezer

Not that this can happen to anybody, you have to be extremly horny, drunk and little wacky.

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Heshe can have an inside out dick.:dry: You do know that there men out there that get there johnsons cut off to complete their transformation?

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by limesqueezer

Not that this can happen to anybody, you have to be extremly horny, drunk and little wacky.

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Heshe can have an inside out dick.:dry: You do know that there men out there that get there johnsons cut off to complete their transformation?

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I've heard that they don't cut it off, they reverse it. :sick: and according to my former coworker with the she/he mother in law, there are catalogs selling the equipment necissary for transforming the other way.

LOL!!!

Now how did I sense something like that was coming?