.....When she hauls ass she has to make two loads.
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.....When she hauls ass she has to make two loads.
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"She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot" :happy:
.....She stpped on the scale and it said....."Bitch, please....!"
"her ass has its own zip code"
fkdups momma is so fat that her wieght is often remarked upon
Your momma's so fat I drove around her and ran out of gas....
... well I tried. =/
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!
...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo
My girlfriend is 5'4", 110 lbs. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Speaking of, I gotta go help her move. :angry:
His momma so enormous that when she went to the dry cleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
After I fucked the bitch I had to roll off her twice!
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Originally Posted by Skizo
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Since she's so fat and all. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by LilmissQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
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shes so hairy shes got dredlocks on her back.
These 'your mom' jokes are only funny when Busyman tells them.
Even then, it's at rather than with.
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Originally Posted by Skizo
Now that one made me literally lol.
All your mommas are so fat that they fall off both sides of their beds.
Seedler yo momma is so ugly she had you
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Originally Posted by BrolyBoo
That makes sense on so many different levels. :ermm:
your mom is so fat that when I slapped her with dough, I made gorilla cookies. . .
seedler was so ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult.
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Originally Posted by Jagarga
shouldn't it be fat instead of ugly?:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagarga
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Originally Posted by rossco*to:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagarga
wtf, do you mean seedler was to ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult? cos if so, you are wrong again. too :condescendingsmileywhenwrong:
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Originally Posted by rossco
wtf, do you mean seedler was to ugly when he was born his mom fed him with a catapult? cos if so, you are wrong again. too :condescendingsmileywhenwrong:
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Originally Posted by fkdup74:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagarga
Seedler was so ugly as a child his mum would tie a chop round his neck so the dog would play with him.
He was so ugly when he was born that the Doctor slapped his mom.