okay wtf is wrong with me

It's gotta be like the 10th time I'm boned like a tree today.

Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

It's starting to hurt not to mention I had to change boxers like 5 times.

I'm pissed off and am wondering if there's any anti-viagra of any sort.:blink:

Yes I know a gf is prolly the best anti-viagra but mine lives like 1hr away and she wouldn't do anything so that would just aggravate the problem.:dry:

And no I don't take roids of any kind:whistling

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Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

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I'm not a doctor but equating logging onto FST and screwing seems like a real problem.
Your hormones need adjusting.

Use you hand problem solved .

Just a thought but your Girl friend lives far away ? Hmm sexy talk or phone sex works wonders .

Theres so much pr0n on the net cant guess why your wanking on this site... :blink:

FST>pr0n :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

It's gotta be like the 10th time I'm boned like a tree today.

Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

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Perhaps a visit to the YMCA is in order.

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It's gotta be like the 10th time I'm boned like a tree today.

Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

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Perhaps a visit to the YMCA is in order.

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Wasnt it you who mentioned they have chubbies giving oral with signup...

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Yes I know a gf is prolly the best anti-viagra but mine lives like 1hr away and she doesn't actually exist so that would just aggravate the problem.:dry:

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Yes I know a gf is prolly the best anti-viagra but mine lives like 1hr away and she doesn't actually exist so that would just aggravate the problem.:dry:

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You need to be fixed.

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Already relieved like 4 times, yet I keep on getting boned every time I log onto FST or see a female of moderate screwability.:unsure:

It's starting to hurt not to mention I had to change boxers like 5 times.

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So what was the other time for? :blink: :shit:

See it ejacks on its own:yup:

And I'm supposed to be sick today so no school:), I don't wanna walk around the school and play volleyball with yah. That would suck.

Run into the middle of a busy road without looking, that should sort you out.

Or have you tried that one already?

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See it ejacks on its own:yup:

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Damn, the womengirls are gonna hate you.:yup:

The 10-second manboy.:lol:

your imaginary girlfriend must hate that.

You're a wanker.

That's a bit harsh, even if his avatar is pish.

in what way would you like things to be different? and are you sure this ties in with what would make you happy?

the answer will be easy to find after this but you have to keep your intentions as A to B rather than A to..

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That's a bit harsh, even if his avatar is pish.

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Not harsh. He's admitted to a prolific masturbating habit, he asked what was wrong with him and I answered.

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That's a bit harsh, even if his avatar is pish.

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Not harsh. He's admitted to a prolific masturbating habit, he asked what was wrong with him and I answered.

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Oh that wanker, I thought you were referring to the post before yours.
Mal Moi.

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Not harsh. He's admitted to a prolific masturbating habit, he asked what was wrong with him and I answered.

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Oh that wanker, I thought you were referring to the post before yours.
Mal Moi.

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Dear of you! Forgiven of course.

Only if you come to my 30th birthday party though. :ph34r:

I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.

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I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.

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It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.

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I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.

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It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.

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What do we mourn, the loss of your callow youth.

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It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.

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What do we mourn, the loss of your callow youth.

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Yes. And the birth of the First Grey Pube.

Ah, the naming of your autobiography.

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Ah, the naming of your autobiography.

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It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, work in a call centre. :emo:

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Ah, the naming of your autobiography.

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It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre. :emo:

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It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre. :emo:

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And no I don't take roids of any kind:whistling

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If the whistle means yes then I strongly advise you to mix Prep-H into your morning coffee. Although the thought of "Taking" roids is a little disturbing.

Jonno :cool:

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It'd be very short.

Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre. :emo:

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..however could this be related to the absence of GEP I find on my return? You must know that my comeback was ordered directly from Elvis due to low levels of GEP on the internets :unsure:

I mean you seem nice Crabgirl but you may be my nemisis in this sense :(

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..however could this be related to the absence of GEP I find on my return? You must know that my comeback was ordered directly from Elvis due to low levels of GEP on the internets :unsure:

I mean you seem nice Crabgirl but you may be my nemisis in this sense :(

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HOI! That's nothing to do with me! Though the idea of being a nemisis is quite appealing...

If there are any nemeses going, I could do with one. Busyman has proved far too dim and I rather pity the rest of the merkins who frequent here. No, they won't do at all.

Also, I know JP is in the market for one. He probably deserves one more than I do.

I can't be your nemesis. I like you too much.

But then again, we could have a big falling out, then spend the reat of our lives trying to kill each other over a misunderstanding, then, after a big battle, we'd realise the stupidity of our war and make up, just before one of us dies anyway.

I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.

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I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.

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Fairly evenly matched, then :smilie4:

Nah, I can't have you as my nemesis ... you're a girl. You'd be in tears every time I said something horrid.

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I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.

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I'd have supernatural powers. You'd be a welsh accountant.

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Fairly evenly matched, then :smilie4:

Nah, I can't have you as my nemesis ... you're a girl. You'd be in tears every time I said something horrid.

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Yeh right. :glag:

*recovers from snorting wine down the wrong way in a manker-induced fit of giggles and walks away to get a cloth, muttering about crazy Welsh-folks.

manker used the word "horrid"

he must be a ghey
fact.

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manker used the word "horrid"

he must be a ghey
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Just did a search and it looks like that was the fourth time I'd used the word 'horrid' on this forum.

Five times now :kiss:

Use ghastly or beastly instead. So much less ghey.

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Use ghastly or beastly instead. So much less ghey.

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No, no. I quite like 'horrid'.

It's got that unmistakable tang of Famous Five intrigue.

Dick, stop being horrid to Anne - or I shall bash you senseless.

Oh no, Julian. Not again.