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Don't ever do that again, ever.
Grumpy ol' bear, JP
Don't you start, cats are cunts. Fact.
Absolutely ace.
Fat cat fights wee poofy dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3sTZSoztk4
Awesome find.
Moderately entertaining.
Omg pwnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Just look the insane right hooks:fear:
Cats are the dogs bollocks
Fact
I have three and they're so entertaining
Thanks for that!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
Yeah but they don't give a fuck about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Whereas your dog, that's a mate for life and would die for you.
You do know that he was being ironic and that a collection of "funny cat images" harvested from the interweb is actually a very sad thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™Thanks for that!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
No, you really don't, do you.
My cats catch spiders for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulYeah but they don't give a fuck about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Whereas your dog, that's a mate for life and would die for you.
Ergo
They save me more grief than any of my dogs has every done.
Also;
I don't need to walk my cats
They're nice and soft and don't smell
They purr when they lie on top of you
cats deliberately lift their tales out the way when they sit on you, to rub their anus on your clothes cause they don't wipe.
fact.
Yeah but if the cat wasn't declawed then that dog would be toast. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
That was good ,don't think I posted that I'm a proud poppa again . 5 more mouths to feed ,well till we find good homes for them . ;)
Their two weeks old last Friday can't wait till they start running around this place . :D
Fuck me that was good. my chest actually hurts from laughing...Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
"going to the moon, brb"
I'm in your thread, testing my sig.
Cats are more independent, and they've got more attitude. They're not dumb enough to do everything you tell them to.
Dogs are basicaly wolves and see themselves as part of your pack, they will find a place within the pack. Even if it's only barking at the postman to defend the territory. Cats perceive themselves as individuals and you as being the prick who feeds them without them having to do any work for it.
You are anthropomrphizing oafs who see wee 4 legged people, wearing different coats because they have broadly the same physical characteristics.
That was funny.
i would say dogs are better, but the cat seems to enjoy watching me play half-life, which makes him cool
Cats rule, dogs drool. :snooty:
Did Busy just dash onto the pitch and sink his teeth into the Mitre Multiplex.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulYou do know that he was being ironic and that a collection of "funny cat images" harvested from the interweb is actually a very sad thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
No, you really don't, do you.
made my mum smile :dabs:
Well done, Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Did you tidy your bedroom at last?
Nah. Busy just thought it was funny.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is this another "I don't get it moment"? Am I supposed to delve into the depths of dry ass brat devoid ofcolorcolourhumorhumour?
Go have somateatay and get alifeloife.:smilie4:
If you don't know whether or not you get it, how teh fook should I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busy
Just take no as being the default position, that's probly simplest.
:lol: Good point! I should've said "You don't get it".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Thing is I think Busy genuinly found the images amusing as he stated and someone just had to muddy the waters.
Pay it no mind, Grippy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
mank did the same before in a thread that had racist plastique action figures.
Quote from http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-gui...016/postcount1
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http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../im...gs/england.gif [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on
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First of all ensure you actually have a computer and haven't confused a microwave for your pc.
Computer:http://www.btinternet.com/%7Eshawweb/stephen/pc.jpg
Before you actually switch on your machine ensure that no pets are inside the computer. Cats are especially notorius for getting inside your machine trying to "fix" things.
WRONG:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...atinaflap2.jpg
With regards to the cat it's a well known fact that no-one ever got pussy with a computer. http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../im...milies/sad.gif
What about Jonno?Quote:
With regards to the cat it's a well known fact that no-one ever got pussy with a computer.
What about him?
:frusty:
Nothing that concerns you, Bo...
:w00t: Does Canadian count.:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Petri
"Grippy" :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™Pay it no mind, Grippy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
mank did the same before in a thread that had racist plastique action figures.
Henceforth you shall be known as Grippy and shall be part of the Busyclique.
So mote it be.
Not at all! It was posted because it was really funny, JP's just being a dour ol' Scotsman. Funny cats cross the boundaries of international humour differences. Go Cats!Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™Nah. Busy just thought it was funny.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is this another "I don't get it moment"? Am I supposed to delve into the depths of dry ass brat devoid ofcolorcolourhumorhumour?
Go have somateatay and get alifeloife.:smilie4:
Cats being thrown across international boundaries = funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlNot at all! It was posted because it was really funny, JP's just being a dour ol' Scotsman. Funny cats cross the boundaries of international humour differences. Go Cats!Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
Presumably with catapults...ah ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420Cats being thrown across international boundaries = funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl