What would you do if you saw an Injured Animal?
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What would you do if you saw an Injured Animal?
I'd wonder where the fuck it came from:blink:
This is very important.
Cows' milk can kill birds, hedgehogs and other small mammals - and it will certainly make them very ill, so if you see a Injured Animal, you are best to kill it proper like, stamp on it's head till dead.
proper like... sorted!
Feed it cow's milk. Is that the right answer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo
The simplest is to drive over it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo
Depends on whether it's an attractive animal or a tasty edible animal.
Is "Video it on my mobile and post it on YouTube" the wrong answer? :unsure:
If its beyond help kill it quick,I've bashed in the heads of many a rabbit with mixy ma toasties
If It was a rabbit with Mixy I'd kill it.
If it was a pheasant just hit by a car I'd eat it.
If it was a mouse I'd go and get my cat to kill it because it amuses me watching her.
if it were a mink I'd skin it and wear it.
If it were a deer, I't treat it the same as a pheasant.
If it were a bear, I'd run away and send the sherriff in to shoot it.
If it were a couger, I'd call many small children to come and pet it - we all know injured cougers like being petted.
If it was a moose, I'd cut it's head off and stick it to a flying bed/the wall.
If it were a platypus I'd point and laugh at the pwnage.
I'd probably just call the RSPCA actually.
If there was a platypus where you lived, I'd assume it's trying to kill itself. :dabs:
:shuriken:
Fuck all.
What have animals ever done for me.
Selfish cunts.
They fed you and clothed you. You're the selfish cunt.
:shuriken:
Quality.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
I'm not cruel to Animals, no way, But I think if the animal was well messed up I would have to do something, give it a spliff... etc
This is quite interesting, Toxic Foods for Dogs and effect
(for reference and informational purposes only)
(Chocolate) staggering, laboured breathing, vomiting, diarhea, abdominal pain, tremours, fever, heart rate increase, arrythmia, seizures, coma, death
(Coffee / Cocoa) staggering, laboured breathing, vomiting, diarhea, abdominal pain, tremours, fever, heart rate increase, arrythmia, seizures, coma, death
(Onions) Hemolytic Anemia, laboured breathing, liver damage, vomiting, diarhea, discoloured urine
(Mushrooms) abdominal pain, drooling, liver damage, kidney damage, vomiting diarhea, convulsions, coma, death
(Grapes / Raisins) vomiting, diarhea, abdominal pain, letharg
There are no animals working in ASDA.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
Couple of huns like, so I s'pose they count. But other than that, nope.
Animals only feel pain in black and white.
indeed,Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
they only take, take and take, over and over take your spermatozoa
never giving you a little mutated baby jpaulsheep in return.
selfish cunts.
You really do need to take the tablets, Zigster.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%indeed,Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
they only take, take and take, over and over take your spermatozoa
never giving you a little mutated baby jpaulsheep in return.
selfish cunts.
but they make me see thiiiiings
(sloppy comeback btw)
You tried your best.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Is the injured animal an old cow? :huh:
theres a dead fox on the corner of my road - it scared the shit outtta me
keep walking
i did, it still scared me :(
watch it or save it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo
^either