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well? i'm currently being stalked by another member, he posts offensive things about me in threads and sent me 3 pm's the other day calling me a cunt and thtreatening to cut my eyelids off when he catches me. i think he fancies me, should i ask him out or wait for him to make the first move?
Stop abusing the possessive apostrophe, that would be a start, cunt.
I'd find out where he lives and visit him to profess your undying eyelidless love.
Be really difficult to sleep on it tho'
follow your fart
yeah i hear norfuck is a cunthole of a place.
man i wish somebody stalke me lol
Reveal your gypsy heritage, he won't take you then on cos gypsies are right tough, vengeful, thieving bar-stewards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagarga
you drink gypsies pish ya cunt.
Only after felching yer ma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagarga
It's the only thing that'll get rid of the taste.
You've tane that too far.
yeah, i fisted yer da while yer ma gave me a blumpkin.
do this over msn kids, its boring!
Felching over msn :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnat
Member?
Stalk?
Hmmph.
I call mine Thor.
Mjolnir would have worked better, but you are an American, so well done.
I had to account for the hair, as well as the God-like proportion.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
The other came up a wee bit, well...short.
Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4I had to account for the hair, as well as the God-like proportion.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
The other came up a wee bit, well...short.
You have long blonde hair on the tip of your cawk. :blink:
You wish.
No, the other end.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
You have long blonde hair on the tip of your cawk. :blink:
You wish.
The tip has the regulation winged helmet. ;)
Freak.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4No, the other end.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
The tip has the regulation winged helmet. ;)
That's just typical of you. j2 tells the board about his genital wart affliction - and you call him a freak, most likely reducing the chap to tears.
I think he's been very brave.
I agree with the Welshman
Sorry, I just can't say it.
It's not easy to stalk, you get alot of negative energy.
But if you do it right, you get what you want.
I speak in English, and you listen in Welsh?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
We don't have genital warts in this country; stop trying to co-opt the winged brigade with your silly ploy for American aid.
Bloody hell, you work in a bank-buy some ointment, ffs.
Ignore Welshboi, he has transferance issues.
He is an penalate wannabe. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
What's a bank-buy.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4I speak in English, and you listen in Welsh?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
We don't have genital warts in this country; stop trying to co-opt the winged brigade with your silly ploy for American aid.
Bloody hell, you work in a bank-buy some ointment, ffs.
Look, if you're going to perpetually confuse hyphens with dashes, don't use either.
Edit: I don't mean to be harsh - in actual fact, you're one of the most literate Americans I know.
Re: member stalking: what to do?
kill them and cut the body into six bits and feed it to popes pig farm