What's sex like?

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

like the endless possibilities of this thread :yup:

Like warm apple pie..

It's OK, but will never replace the real thing.

with myself, its good. with others, its better.

Have a wank,it's like that but wetter,messier and 100% more fun :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Have a wank,it's like that but wetter,messier and 100% more fun :w00t:

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Any particular wank in mind, or should he find someone himself.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Have a wank,it's like that but wetter,messier and 100% more fun :w00t:

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Any particular wank in mind, or should he find someone himself.

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I was thinking of a long hand shank,but if you have any other preferences please do enlighten us.

Oh sorry, you were using it as a verb, I had thought noun.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

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This thread is probably the closest you'll ever get to sex anyways. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by maebach

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

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This thread is probably the closest I'll ever get to sex :cry:

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Fixed

It's great! ;)

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6492/bartbbct1.jpg

I dunno. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

So, how does it feel?:unsure:

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This thread is probably the closest you'll ever get to sex anyways. :ermm:

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Borly?

Your brown friend chose me over you, ya know...a brown chick...:naughty:

If I'm involved, it feels kwality.

fact.:smilie4:

:lolz:

that was with, not at, yeah?:emo:

:huh:

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One cannot explain such an experience in words, but for a woman's vigina is the most incredible feeling your CAWK will ever feel. The only problem is, the cawk is the only thing that likes a woman, not the man behind it.

wrong

the mouth's better cause it involves no work. fact.

[split tongue?] :whistling

:huh:

:happy:

oooooooooh


:naughty:

ahhhhh :happy:

oooh-ooooh-oooh-ooh-aah

come and and shine (shine!)
shine like a star
:smilie4:

That could possibly be the worst song ever written.
Reminds me of working in a sammie factory, being played over n over n over.


Along with Love Is All Around. :twattish:

:o

tease me > shine > *
:smilie4:

Get a room you fucking mentalists

I derno

watch some porn, and you'll find out my dear friend

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I derno

watch some porn, and you'll find out my dear friend

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Oh.

Hook me up.:dry:

Didn't know they had fuckable pr0n:dabs:

would you take head? :ermm:

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So, how does it feel?:unsure:

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Ask your mam :dabs:

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would you take head? :ermm:

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Are you offering :sick: :ghey:

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would you take head? :ermm:

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Are you offering :sick: :ghey:

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who could resist his rainbow vibe? not i....:naughty:

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I derno

watch some porn, and you'll find out my dear friend

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Oh.

Hook me up.:dry:

Didn't know they had fuckable pr0n:dabs:

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wowwowow, your so stupid

everyone knows about that :naughty:

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Oh.

Hook me up.:dry:

Didn't know they had fuckable pr0n:dabs:

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wowwowow, your so stupid

everyone knows about that :naughty:

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:dabs:

I'd love to tell you but ive been a virgin for 16 years now... :dry:

it's called alcohol guys. learn to use it to your advantage.

wisely and consensual-like tho...:yup: