Post a True Story.

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12-05-2006, 09:41 PM
JPaul

Post a True Story.

I was speaking to a Senior Depute Procurator Fiscal (big lawyer) today and used the phrase "Words be good".

True Story.
12-05-2006, 10:46 PM
Seedler

Re: Post a True Story.

JP has siphalis.

True Story.
12-05-2006, 10:49 PM
BrolyBoo

Re: Post a True Story.

I wont call JP the frog shoulder

true story
12-05-2006, 10:53 PM
JPaul

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seedler

JP has siphalis.

True Story.

Oh FFS if you're going to try to be insulting at least look up the spelling.

Just because we all know you're an idiot doesn't mean you have to keep proving it.
12-05-2006, 11:29 PM
CrabGirl

Re: Post a True Story.

Today I spoke to a Mr Mycock, Who lived on Twatting Lane.
Also a Mr Stayner. Bless.
12-05-2006, 11:36 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Post a True Story.

i said lol to a real human being. true story
12-05-2006, 11:39 PM
CrabGirl

Re: Post a True Story.

I massaged a lady's butocks. True story.
12-06-2006, 12:12 AM
Everose

Re: Post a True Story.

My seven year old Granddaughter vigorously refused to play volleyball until she found out that the little boy in her class (who has her on the top of his 'honey list') does not like girls who play sports.

Upon hearing that fact, she turned to her Mom and said 'sign me up Mom.'

True Story.
12-06-2006, 02:17 AM
peat moss

Re: Post a True Story.

Girls are way smarter than boys , fact . :P
12-06-2006, 02:20 AM
JordoR

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by peat moss

Boys are way smarter than girls , fact . :P

I agree.
12-06-2006, 02:54 AM
j2k4

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by peat moss

Girls who think like boys are way smarter than other girls, fact . :P

fixed
12-06-2006, 09:46 AM
cpt_azad

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2k4

Quote:

Originally Posted by peat moss

Girls who think like boys are probably boys in disguise of being a girl, also, they have 12 foot penises. :P

fixed

Fact.
12-06-2006, 10:30 AM
manker

Re: Post a True Story.

"Girls who think like boys are probably boys in disguise of being a girl"

Cpt_Asda is a complete tard.

True story.
12-06-2006, 11:25 AM
Gripper

Re: Post a True Story.

I brought a pound of tripe for a friend yesterday and found out what chitterlings are.:sick:
True story
12-06-2006, 11:34 AM
100%

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Did a job in 3 hours today, it should have taken half an hour.
12-06-2006, 11:55 AM
Barbarossa

Re: Post a True Story.

Did a job in half an hour today, it should have taken 3 hours.
12-06-2006, 01:34 PM
Jagarga

Re: Post a True Story.

was in a car crash 2 days ago. getting drunk helps the pain.
12-06-2006, 08:21 PM
Cheese

Re: Post a True Story.

Someone was rude and pushy about prebooking seats on their flight, so I asked for them to be seated as near to the toilets as possible. True story.
12-06-2006, 08:32 PM
100%

Re: Post a True Story.

sister rented a house with friends on ski resort this Xmas,
It turns out the house doesn't exist,
they paid half up forward,
they are not replying.
The police have put the bank account of scammers on lock.
They will get their money back
and even better is that due to global warming there is no snow hence they will stay to celebrate xmas with tutti la familia without loosing cash.
12-06-2006, 08:34 PM
DanB

Re: Post a True Story.

I'm gutted Man U just equalised. Fact.
12-06-2006, 08:38 PM
JPaul

Re: Post a True Story.

Spoiler above
12-06-2006, 08:41 PM
DanB

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Spoiler above

or previous page depending on your settings :mellow:
12-06-2006, 08:44 PM
JPaul

Re: Post a True Story.

True
12-06-2006, 08:45 PM
DanB

Re: Post a True Story.

True story thread
12-06-2006, 10:00 PM
JPaul

Re: Post a True Story.

Good idea.

Started thread.
12-07-2006, 09:50 AM
Barbarossa

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

Someone was rude and pushy about prebooking seats on their flight, so I asked for them to be seated as near to the toilets as possible. True story.

That was nice of you. It's beneficial to be close to the toilets on a flight.
12-08-2006, 08:39 AM
Cheese

Re: Post a True Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

Someone was rude and pushy about prebooking seats on their flight, so I asked for them to be seated as near to the toilets as possible. True story.

That was nice of you. It's beneficial to be close to the toilets on a flight.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/funny...r-funny-126829
12-08-2006, 08:41 AM
S!X

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Quote:

Latins on my penis, Japanese on they knees, I love all the ladies as long as they eighteen.

oh yeah!

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