Looking Forward to Christmas

I am particularly looking forward to reading if Dan gets caught in a pub car park, doing a lass up the "wrong 'un" .... by her Da.

Now that's what Christmas is all aboot.

jesus died for outdoors bumsecks.

Hmph Christmas.

I will either be working and moping about not being able to see my folks, or at my folks moping about not being able to see Cheese. Probably the former.

Do your folks think Cheese is a total cunt then.

No that I'm making them wrong like, I was just wondering.

Funnily enough I recently resumed contact with her :lol:

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Funnily enough I recently resumed contact with her :lol:

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One wonders why :whistling

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Do your folks think Cheese is a total cunt then.

No that I'm making them wrong like, I was just wondering.

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No hen. Different cities. Seperated by three hundredish miles.

My mum loves him. Because he sounds polite on the phone.

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Funnily enough I recently resumed contact with her :lol:

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One wonders why :whistling

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Xmas bum sex obviousment :smilie4:

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One wonders why :whistling

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Xmas bum sex obviousment :smilie4:

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I haven't said yes, yet.

You could at least buy me dinner.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Do your folks think Cheese is a total cunt then.

No that I'm making them wrong like, I was just wondering.

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No hen. Different cities. Seperated by three hundredish miles.

My mum loves him. Because he sounds polite on the phone.

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So why can't he stop over at your Mam's gaff like.

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Xmas bum sex obviousment :smilie4:

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I haven't said yes, yet.

You could at least buy me dinner.

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I've just lost me job, was looking for a sympathy fuck :dabs:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

No hen. Different cities. Seperated by three hundredish miles.

My mum loves him. Because he sounds polite on the phone.

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So why can't he stop over at your Mam's gaff like.

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Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I haven't said yes, yet.

You could at least buy me dinner.

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I've just lost me job, was looking for a sympathy fuck :dabs:

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Well OK, but I won't fake it .... again.

Do you smash plates at Xmas too?


Thanks JP :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

So why can't he stop over at your Mam's gaff like.

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Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps. :unsure:

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Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


Girllfriend.

Isn't Chebus' family in New Castle tho'.

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Originally Posted by DanB

Do you smash plates at Xmas too?


Thanks JP :smilie4:

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What else does she smash :blink:

Mon pleasure.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps. :unsure:

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Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


Girllfriend.

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Did you wave your hand about while typing that? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps. :unsure:

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Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


Girllfriend.

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What. Ever. :lol:

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Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


Girllfriend.

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Did you wave your hand about while typing that? :unsure:

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Obviousement, I was masturbating furiously.

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Originally Posted by DanB

Do you smash plates at Xmas too?


Thanks JP :smilie4:

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What else does she smash :blink:

Mon pleasure.

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I'm not allowed ceramic plates. Only plastic ones. :(

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What else does she smash :blink:

Mon pleasure.

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I'm not allowed ceramic plates. Only plastic ones. :(

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They don't smash as well :(

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What else does she smash :blink:

Mon pleasure.

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I'm not allowed ceramic plates. Only plastic ones. :(

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Pas de problem. Bellboy will lend you a bazooka.

who will lou carpenter have xmas dinner with?

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Originally Posted by Jagarga

who will lou carpenter have xmas dinner with?

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A carpenters son maybe?

Get the Escalade!

Jonno :cool: