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found jesus,
why? do you need to be saved?
is he lost? I did not lose him, but I did see him in the un-employment office... Had on a dickie's jumpsuit and had a name tag... spoke with a heavy spanish accent... Nice guy, that Jesus
I didnt know i was spose tah be lookin fo hem.
"You know what all those criples down there saying jesus this jesus that,
have you found jesus yet ?
They say God is listening, and I need to help myself
and if i do, i can walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.
Did you hear what I said?
WALK beside him in the kingdom of heaven
well kiss my crippled ass
God is listening?
What a crock of shit
Im goin to heaven nicholas
oh really?
well before you do, why don't you go down to the store and get me another bottle of ripple?
Nahan, I will baste you with sauce in hell, and ask you to saute' me brother...Wishing me not to awaken makes you as bad as I, but at least I know I am an asshole!
Cheers!
Never found him, perhaps he's having a Burger (or should that be a loaf and 3 fishes?) with Elvis?? :D
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Try the yellow pages!
Nice one Rocktron :D or maybe 118 118 has his number?Quote:
Originally posted by Rocktron@16 May 2003 - 16:18
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Try the yellow pages!
He needs something doin stupid posts like thisQuote:
Originally posted by nicholas@16 May 2003 - 07:40
why? do you need to be saved?
Quote:Poor sucker. :lol: :lol:Quote:
I really need help right now in my life. I am addicted to porn. I can't seem to stop looking at it. It has gotten bad, really bad, because I would never look at gay porn on Sunday. Yesterday (Sunday) I looked at gay porn and I also had phone sex with a male friend. I don't know what to do. I am so addicted I can't seem to stop. I even put in a personal ad to find gay men. I seem to be two different people in one body. I am a strong Christian who likes to look at nude men. I need any help or prayer that anyone can offer.
Your Brother in the Lord
Rick
I believe in God, everyone here should
I sort of believe in god, I mean, if he really was watching I wouldn't have done half of as much bad things as I have done.
I don't :)
Why?? :unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by olibomb@16 May 2003 - 17:06
I believe in God, everyone here should
Is religion compulsory?
i don't believe in God, but i do believe in the force - which is kinda the same idea, it being in everything and everyone, guiding our actions etc.
I am JEDI, Well it's on the census 2002, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU FELLOW JEDIQuote:
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@16 May 2003 - 17:36
i don't believe in God, but i do believe in the force - which is kinda the same idea, it being in everything and everyone, guiding our actions etc.
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I met Jesus many many years ago!
and she was a woman!!!
OK, It was really Ge Sus from CRASS :P
Did she try to save you ?
Jedi ? what you put that in your religious background.
When was the jedi religion formed then ?
What days are holidays for your people ?, they are not the same as any
celebrated.But since your a jedi tell us .
religion is the root of all evil.
:flame:
sorry. i just think that 90% of the wars in this world are due to religion.
Think about it. It's true.
I don't believe in religion. I do believe in energy, forces, nature, power etc. or whatever you want to call it.
My brother said something about this also.. Said he found him.. also mentioned it's actually a puzzle of life... hmmm... i'm puzzled alright. :huh: hmm
I am a spiritualist. I believe there is something, but I really don't know what it is.
Im an atheist.The world is an amazing place though.
Sometimes I cant even comprehend the fact that Im here .
The odds alone ,that I made it here are quite remarkable.
Or any of you for that matter.
So am I!Quote:
Originally posted by nahan@17 May 2003 - 07:40
Im an atheist.The world is an amazing place though.
Sometimes I cant even comprehend the fact that Im here .
The odds alone ,that I made it here are quite remarkable.
Or any of you for that matter.
If there was a supreme being, why would there so much suffering in the world? Life is what you've been given, so live it the best you can!
I believe theres a few million spanish affilliated individuals with the name "Jesus" and they would be very intimidated to learn that they are lost!
Peace
UKMan
I met one a long time ago, then he started sing the K++ cheat on participation level! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Goldwheelz@17 May 2003 - 10:57
If there was a supreme being
I'm afraid there's no god, we're all just creating our own hell, here on earth... Slowly, but surely. Now, the same could apply for Heaven, but there's just too many stupid people around...
Kill the hippies ? If you dont hit what your goning to hell ?