Metaphorically, like.
For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.
Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:
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Metaphorically, like.
For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.
Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:
Dabs I agree :pinch:
What is making my cunt cringe at the moment is wondering what has crabgirl put in cheese's sandwiches today :fear:
Geptastic.
i had one chip that was springy/crunchy :dabs:
Eating food in a cafe and finding a pube in the meal :sick:
Yogi + cawkjacked :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Boys thinking they know how a cunt cringes when they don't have one. "Right up". :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Brad Pitts accent in Snatch can be described as cuntcringing.
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4...explodeeq7.gif
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n00bs asking for bittorrent invites makes my cunt cringe like crazy :angry:
Think of something so cunt-cringingly bad that it makes your beef curtains roll-up like a pair of scarlet sun-blinds and retreat deep inside of your vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlBoys thinking they know how a cunt cringes when they don't have one. "Right up". :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I meant that :ermm:
:glag: You've just exposed yourself as the girl you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThink of something so cunt-cringingly bad that it makes your beef curtains roll-up like a pair of scarlet sun-blinds and retreat deep inside of your vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I meant that :ermm:
Right, I'm off to work. 4-11 on a friday night definately causes vaginal retreat.
Guys watching things like X-Factor, or "I'm an arsewipe, re-start my career" or any other of those reality pish things.
I cringe for them (the "male" viewers) like, coz it's so ghey.
Or thrush, I hate that too
Ryan Giggs diving, that's a real cringe inducer.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.
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What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.
It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.
I work for the government:snooty:
i work for the government...my name is james bond.
"Ahhh Mr Bond,welcome to the forum"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...103/MrBond.jpg
chavtastic, nice tracksuit.
:lol:
That's my fleece.I can't afford chavsuits.
why dont you call it a fleecesuit? :unsure:
because I'm not a sheep,bah.
whats wrong with a sheep?
What if they are, in fact, James Bond.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:oQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.
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What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.
It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.
Answer me that one Mr so called manker.
A James Bond advert just came on t'telly. How spooky is that. Yet more absolute proof that God exists.
there must be thousands of james bonds working for the government. :unsure:
Why must there.
I had the impression that you were a guy, but that statement completely abolished that assumption. :dabs: :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I hate it when that happens; can't be sure about the cunt thingie, however.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
It's not effective metaphorically, especially not when one is endowed with the tender testicles of normal manhood...there's one for you:
I suffer a total body cringe when I contemplate a shot to the...ah, never mind, I can't type when I do that. :blink:
cos there are so many government jobs out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Government Jobs:
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government ireland job local
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You said the government, not a government.
So you can't really mean more than one. Fact.
Therefore we will assume it to be the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Including all of her civil servants.
Let's assume there are about 500,000. Just for a larf.
Now, you said there must be at least 2000 called James bond. That would be 2 in every 500, or 1 in every 250.
Now I'm not saying that isn't true, just asking how must it be true. Is there some sort of rule.
I'm talking about the real James Bond, the one off the telly - not these fake James Bonds who just happen to have the same name as the real James Bond wot Ian Fleming made up.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulWhat if they are, in fact, James Bond.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Answer me that one Mr so called manker.
A James Bond advert just came on t'telly. How spooky is that. Yet more absolute proof that God exists.
I see your :blink: and raise it with an :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4I hate it when that happens; can't be sure about the cunt thingie, however.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
It's not effective metaphorically, especially not when one is endowed with the tender testicles of normal manhood...there's one for you:
I suffer a total body cringe when I contemplate a shot to the...ah, never mind, I can't type when I do that. :blink:
:blink: :ermm:
Now what the fuck are you talking about.
Cunts are cringed penises.
I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no you're not sticking that thing in me!"Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld and she should not cringe.
Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.
Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no your not sticking that thing in me!"Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld. No to cringe.
Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.
Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.
Valise:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.
Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.
Do you know what a valise is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™Valise:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.
How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.
Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Do you know what a valise is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by GripperOhh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4