My cock

It's quite large.

What to do? :blink:

pics

You can see it for sure!

It always flops out of my boxer.

I can't go through life tucking my cock down my boxers all the time.

Any suggestions?

Get special pants that accomodate for the massiveness.

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

Use it as a third leg.

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Originally Posted by samsamsamsam

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

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ftw! :glag:

You need legs
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/myspac...prothesis1.jpg

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Originally Posted by samsamsamsam

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

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Surely you mean like one of those cock troll in a box thingies. Best suggestion by far in any case.

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Originally Posted by ahctlucabbuS

You can see it for sure!

It always flops out of my boxer.

I can't go through life tucking my cock down my boxers all the time.

Any suggestions?

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Briefs.

Cut it off or stfu..

Obviously you have no idea on how it's like to have a free, unbounded cock. I can only wish you the best in approaching women with your limited perspective on nature. No binding, no cutting.

Does it not get cold in Oslo?

Quite cold. No shrinkage however, or the problem would have resolved itself easily. I blame Al Gore / the greenhouse effect.

Tape it to your belly:yup:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...mous44/ghh.jpg

It's all about

cock

balls

n' tits

in ere innit?

Can't wait for the hemaroid thread...

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Originally Posted by Colt Seevers

It's all about

cock

balls

n' tits

in ere innit?

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Arse.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Colt Seevers

It's all about

cock

balls

n' tits

in ere innit?

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Arse.

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Hoi start yer oon thread.

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Originally Posted by Colt Seevers

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Arse.

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Hoi start yer oon thread.

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cunt, too.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Colt Seevers

Hoi start yer oon thread.

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cunt, too.

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You love it.

You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

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Originally Posted by ahctlucabbuS

It's quite large.

What to do? :blink:

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1.A cock is not the thing protruding from your face
2.pointing is impolite.

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Originally Posted by samsamsamsam

well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever :smilie4:

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genius !! :lol:

Step 1. Style pubic hair into a beard & moustache. Put a pair of sunglasses on top of the todger.
Step 2. Grow a beard/moustache in the same style & wear similar sunglasses.
Step 3. Tell everyone you're Siamese twins.

Bonus: If anyone says your "twin" looks like a willy, sue them for discrimination.