I heard Leo Sayer has walked out and has bashed out a door with a spade in an argument about pants:w00t:
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I heard Leo Sayer has walked out and has bashed out a door with a spade in an argument about pants:w00t:
Celebrity's are all demented.
are there any Celebrity's in Big brother house? :huh:
for some reason i hate all the big brothers...they are so badd....fucking sukasss
There's face from the A-team!
leo didnt want the public to see his skid marks
leo sayer does look like a skid mark.
aint he just. i can remember him wen i was about 9 yrs old n wen he was around i was a big fan lol n for sme strange reason i wanted to marry him :sick:, but i was young n instead i married an even bigger cunt:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Face is pretty cool, but Jade will win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Shilpa needs a slap. Stuck up cow. :angry:
i think it might be the H who will win...i dont want the Jade to win.
They all had a Jackson party,now that's sick.
I'm glad i've found the clip as i've not seen it, well funny :lol:
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This was quality (I paraphrase) :
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BIG BROTHER : So how do you rate the competition in tonight's battle of the bands?
JADE GOODY : Well, it's going to be tough, you know, I mean they have Jermaine Jackson on their side!!11!
BIG BROTHER (Deadpan) : But you have "Aitch" from Steps...
Can't believe I missed the Jackson 5 performance!
Oh well, I'll just watch the review next Saturday night or something
I think Jade is going to win as well
Loopy leo :glag: ,the man can't do his on washing,what a fucking loser.
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Originally Posted by Gripper
Neither can I :cry:
Yeah, but he can sing really really high. Can you? :blink:
:frusty: Have you no domestic skillz,you are beyond redemption. :(
Gripper, you are a woman trapped in a transvestites body :no:
I do have some skillz. I can cook things that I like and I can even wash up :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
I'm supposed to be laying a wood floor next month - my lounge is fecking huge so my skillz definitely won't stretch to that. I think I might get some kind of professional floor-bloke in while teh missus is in work and pretend that I had a day off work to do it :smilie4:
I laid laminate flooring once, it was shit, but it's not a hard job.
You accountants usually have plenty of skilled labourers on your client list, willing to do "favours" :blink:
Is it tongue and groove? :unsure:
Well, I've got loads of clients who think I'm the richest bloke in the world and give me quotes accordingly :dry:
I normally get a self-employed mate to do jobs like that for cash money - but don't tell JP.
He'll sue my black arse. Fecking ambulance chaser.
my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.
You want to start being a bit nicer. :no2:
I used to be nice to them, but then I realised that the only thing I've got to sell is my time, so in order to be owed any 'favours', I'd have to give that away for free.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Fuck that, like.
You could sell your expertise.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI used to be nice to them, but then I realised that the only thing I've got to sell is my time, so in order to be owed any 'favours', I'd have to give that away for free.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Fuck that, like.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Sorry
No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.
There is, Brollyboo.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNo need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.
There is?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip MonkThere is, Brollyboo.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who do you mean, MCHeshpants420.
Was it this one or this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNo need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.
Both of them made me giggle a bit, but not like a girl, so I couldn't post the smilie. :dabs:
lol:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Danielle would get it.
She was on the verge of being racist on today's show. Bit nasty me reckons
Most English are :ph34r:
Yeah. Like they said, she's totally changed since Jade came onto the show, as if she's trying to impress her or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky