Taggart auditions! Calling to all Scotsmen and wannabe Scotsmen

Right, for those who don't watch Taggart or have never heard of it:

It's a Scottish crime series, of which the catchphrase is 'There's been a murder'

In a proper Glaswegian accent of course.

I would like you all to record yourself saying this sentence, as Scottish as you can.

I'll go first (I can't do the Scottish 'r', so you should be in for a laugh here).


Erm... as soon as someone tells me how to upload .wav files :unsure:

"wannabe Scotsmen"

:glag: :glag: :glag:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Right, for those who don't watch Taggart or have never heard of it:

It's a Scottish crime series, of which the catchphrase is 'There's been a murder'

In a proper Glaswegian accent of course.

I would like you all to record yourself saying this sentence, as Scottish as you can.

I'll go first (I can't do the Scottish 'r', so you should be in for a laugh here).


Erm... as soon as someone tells me how to upload .wav files :unsure:

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attach files, pneub.

It doesn't support .wav files smartass :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

It doesn't support .wav files smartass :snooty:

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Put it inside a .rar file and then attach it.

or convert it to mp3, genious

Right, I've put it into a .rar format

Lemme know if it doesnae work

And where's yours???

That sounded like a Dutch woman to me.

You managed to disguise your German accent pretty well tho'.

I'm not German :angry:

Nor Dutch :angry: :angry:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm not German :angry:

Nor Dutch :angry: :angry:

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Oh :unsure:

So what's with the German flag under your avatar :blink:

lolsh, she shoundsh like she'sh off a grolsh advert

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm not German :angry:

Nor Dutch :angry: :angry:

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Oh :unsure:

So what's with the German flag under your avatar :blink:

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Let me clarify:

German flag:
http://www.nanosolar.com/images/new/germany_flag.gif




BELGIAN flag:

http://www.aeroflight.co.uk/waf/belgium/belgflg.gif

My bad :naughty:

I'm still waiting for you sample manker.

You owe me after that beautiful tirade I wrote for you a few months back

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I'm still waiting for you sample manker.

You owe me after that beautiful tirade I wrote for you a few months back

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I do still owe you for that - it made me damp - but I havnae got a mike.

Btw, my Scotch accent >*.

Put your speakers in your mic input. You'll be able to use them as a mic.

Fact

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Put your speakers in your mic input. You'll be able to use them as a mic.

Fact

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not true. Some, possibly, but my speakers have got proper speaker cableage:snooty:

I actually meant headset speakers. Just coldn't think of the word for the things

Headphones?

Yeah, they work, like.

Thanks for the advice, chaps - but I can't be arsed anyhow :dabs:

What's this witchcraft, using speakers as a mic.

It's mad talk.

I won't bother btw, Taggart would sound pish as a polite Pakistani chap.

I could so do that.
If I wanted, that is. :happy:

say the word "murder" then i'll decide. :snooty:

Mordor.

As in; "As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else"

See? :happy:

yep youve got the job. congratulations :happy: