Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near
50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure
about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may
have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together
And should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5.. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
