[Game] Corrupt the persons wish above you.

Lets play a game. I sorta stole the idea from another forum. :P

The idea is to corrupt the wish of the person above you. For example:

Person 1 - I wish for an Xbox 360.

Person 2 - You get an Xbox 360, but the following day someone breaks in and steals it. I wish I had a car.

Person 3 - You get a car, but die in a terrible car accident the next day. I wish my job didn't suck.

Person 4 - You get a new job, and are promoted to manager soon. Because you are such an important person, you work 7 days a week, and never have time to see your family. I wish for 10 million dollars.

Person 5 - You win the lottery, but.....

Get the idea? :P Okay, I'll start...

I wish I had a super powerful computer.

Your computer becomes sentient, and then rapes you with it's tentacles :unsure:

I wish I had an invite to an SceneTorrents.

You get an invite, but it gives you aids. I wish I had a hot cup of tea.

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You get the hot cuppa tea thrown in your face by an angry bitch. :o

I wish i had a servant.

You get a hot cuppa but spill it in your lap.
Sue the seller and win but become reviled in the process.
Take all your ill-gotten money and buy a super powerful computer which rapes you upon becoming sentient.
Feeling bereft and alone you only wish for a comforting spot of tea.

I wish I liked tea.

I suggest you try tea, so you do. You begin to enjoy it so much, you refuse to eat or drink anything besides tea. In the end, you die of starvation.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

Its gets warm outside but then it snows inside your house, everything freezes up.

I wish it was summer all year round.

It becomes summer all year round, then because of ice caps melting the world floods and a new ice age starts. (I just watched south park day after tomorrow :P).

I wish simpsons would become funny again.

The next episode of the Simpsons is so funny, you can't stop laughing. You laugh and laugh, next thing you know, you're having a heart attack, and die.

I wish everything in the world was free.

You fuck just one ugly protitutes for free, contract AIDS, syphilis, chlamydia, ngu, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chancroid, trichomoniasis, and pubic lice.

You suffer for 999 days and die a most painful and itchy death.

I wish I was ghey.

I thought we were supposed to be wishing for things, not stating the obvious.

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

I thought we were supposed to be wishing for things, not stating the obvious.

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:lol: :lol:

Well, I tried. =/

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Originally Posted by Seedler

You fuck just one ugly protitutes for free, contract AIDS, syphilis, chlamydia, ngu, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chancroid, trichomoniasis, and pubic lice.

You suffer for 999 days and die a most painful and itchy death.

I wish I was ghey.

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You are ghey, but you still can't get laid, even the gays have standards.



I wish I was manker.

You are manker but then you realise that due to people you assumed were dead or on the run bringing papers into your office, you've now got to do three weeks work in two days.

I wish I had three weeks in which to do my three weeks worth of work.

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Originally Posted by manker

I wish I had three weeks in which to do my three weeks worth of work.

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A hole in the space/time continuum opens up and you can finish your paperwork on time. Sadly, the paperwork describes your termination.

I wish I could grasp irony.

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by manker

I wish I had three weeks in which to do my three weeks worth of work.

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A hole in the space/time continuum opens up and you can finish your paperwork on time. Sadly, the paperwork describes your termination.

I wish I could grasp irony.

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You suddenly develop a mastery of irony - only to be hunted down and incarcerated indefinitely by your fellow merkins for being 'different'.

I wish that Busyman's mam would turn him in for nicking that microwave.

She does, but you are forever labeled a 'dry snitch' for influencing Busyman's mam and eventually die of shame (and Aids).


I wish I had a mighty army of midgets.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

She does, but you are forever labeled a 'dry snitch' for influencing Busyman's mam and eventually die of shame (and Aids).


I wish I had a mighty army of midgets.

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Crabgirl develops a reaction to water much like Gizmo in Gremlins and after she showers, you get your mighty army of poodle haired midgets ready to do your bidding - unfortunately they have a midnight snack, metamorphose into toads with pointy teeth and chow down on your face leaving you looking like Robbie Fowler.

I wish Barbie was allowed to go to the pub :(

Barbie goes to the pub, and then she got so drunk she vomitted all of her liquids, and died. and then got raped by seedler :\

I wish I had a girlfriend

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Originally Posted by manker

I wish Barbie was allowed to go to the pub :(

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:lol: I've just come back from the pub. True story :O

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Originally Posted by maebach

I wish I had a girlfriend

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You get a girlfriend. Unfortunately, she is Baz's ex-girlfriend.



I wish that God would prove her existence.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

:lol: I've just come back from the pub. True story :O

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Originally Posted by maebach

I wish I had a girlfriend

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You get a girlfriend. Unfortunately, she is Baz's ex-girlfriend.



I wish that God would prove her existence.

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I didn't realise we were doubting the existence of Baz's ex-girlfriend. :dabs:


Edit: Yeah, anyhow God proves the existence of Baz's ex-girlfriend. Unfortunately everyone thinks she is the second coming and we all start worhipping her as a new Jesus (with tits).


I wish they'd make a third Gremlins film, I feel the second film left too many unanswered questions.