i haven't taken a dump in 3 days

WTF DO I DO MAN, ITS LIKE A LIVING HELL. do i just take some lax or something?

Same here :(

Lay off teh Pot for a day. You can't poooooo when you sleeuuuwww.
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What if you don't do potty though?

Omg Somebody Give Me Some Advice, Every Single Second That I Live Is Agonizing Pain~ <3

*i can never quit weed, its been to good to me <3*

Ex-Lax, bro. You'll be pooing within an hour or two.

i love you

Have you been eating pain killers, too? Vicodin, etc.?

Those things will stop you up big time. :lookaroun

I had the most terrible suffering of diarrhea today:no:

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Ex-Lax, bro. You'll be pooing within an hour or two.

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Get the little edible squares and eat a shit load of em.

Eat more roughage,go out and drink some Guinness and have a nice curry,should get you back in the flow.

Prune Juice;many many old people swear by it :P

This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

:no:

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This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

:no:

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I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:

eat lots of white bread dry.

hehe, this is an excellent thread...

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This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

:no:

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I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:

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Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

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Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

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lol I know what that's like :sick:

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Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

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lol I know what that's like :sick:

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:console:

Did everything come out ok?

:shuriken:

this morning.......... i took the fattest DUMP EVER.http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bathdumb.jpg <---- Just like this guy

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this morning.......... i took the fattest DUMP EVER.http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bathdumb.jpg <---- Just like this guy

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Poppin that fattest shit! :shit: :lookaroun

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eat lots of white bread dry.

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Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:

ducks? :blink:

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Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:

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I believe so, they eat the bread after soaking it in milk :dabs:

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Is there some people that eat bread wet :unsure:

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I believe so, they eat the bread after soaking it in milk :dabs:

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Ducks soak their bread in milk :blink:

take some bulk fiber.