Just got my bonus announced

I just got told im getting about £2400 bonus from work in next months pay check. what should i do with all my filthy lucra.

my ideas so far

1)piss up ending with hiring of kosovan/polska/romanian brass for £20 a piece and have a multinational foursome.
2)tarting up my car (or at least making it legal)
3)new porn machine with bigger hdd.
4)save a few hundread just incase chelsea get to the champions league final for lads weekend out in anthens.
5)chelsea season ticket.

what have i missed or how would you spend said amount?

Travel?

i'd hire a hitman to kill you.

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Originally Posted by 4play

I just got told im getting about £2400 bonus from work in next months pay check. what should i do with all my filthy lucra.

my ideas so far

1)piss up ending with hiring of kosovan/polska/romanian brass for £20 a piece and have a multinational foursome.
2)tarting up my car (or at least making it legal)
3)new porn machine with bigger hdd.
4)save a few hundread just incase chelsea get to the champions league final for lads weekend out in anthens.
5)chelsea season ticket.

what have i missed or how would you spend said amount?

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Quality - congrats on the bonus.

You can actually afford to be a proper glory boy now and get that Chelski season ticket :D

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Originally Posted by manker

You can actually afford to be a proper glory boy now and get that Chelski season ticket :D

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This coming from a welsh manchester united fan:rolleyes:

shame there is a three year waiting list hopefully one of my uncles mates doesnt want theirs next season so i can buy it instead.

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You can actually afford to be a proper glory boy now and get that Chelski season ticket :D

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This coming from a welsh manchester united fan:rolleyes:

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Indeed :naughty:

:geptardrod:


It's a shame about the season ticket waiting list - but it's prolly cos of the lack of seats at your quaint little ground.

Tell me about it, The hotel was the worst idea ever. The shed needs to be knocked down and rebuilt with loads more seats.

problem is the property around their is the most expensive in the country by far so moving to another local site is a no no.

edit: £5.4 million for a decent size house, could buy a whole street in manchester for that or some form of castle in scotsland.

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Tell me about it, The hotel was the worst idea ever. The shed needs to be knocked down and rebuilt with loads more seats.

problem is the property around their is the most expensive in the country by far so moving to another local site is a no no.

edit: £5.4 million for a decent size house, could buy a whole street in manchester for that or some form of castle in scotsland.

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It could be that they're not redeveloping the Shed End and the other stands because they don't want to be left with a white elephant.

I mean, playing to a half empty stadium when Abramovich leaves and you have to sell off the decent squad members would be soul-destroying for the players that Man U, Real and Barca don't want.

Maybe I'm too cynical :unsure:

Suggestions:

Repair your credit if it needs it.
Invest in the stock market while everything is low right now(might not work).
Take a vacation.
Buy a nice video camera to record the football games?
Better porn machine, probably a good investment because they don't have alot of moving parts like a car engine, the resale value could be reliable.

oh, and congrats
i'm getting liek 1600 american from my taxes, in about a week or so.

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Originally Posted by 4play

Tell me about it, The hotel was the worst idea ever. The shed needs to be knocked down and rebuilt with loads more seats.

problem is the property around their is the most expensive in the country by far so moving to another local site is a no no.

edit: £5.4 million for a decent size house, could buy a whole street in manchester for that or some form of castle in scotsland.

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It could be that they're not redeveloping the Shed End and the other stands because they don't want to be left with a white elephant.

I mean, playing to a half empty stadium when Abramovich leaves and you have to sell off the decent squad members would be soul-destroying for the players that Man U, Real and Barca don't want.

Maybe I'm too cynical :unsure:

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Its funny how many actual chelsea fans want to see us win everything this season and would like to see us get relegated next season just to get rid of the swarm of "the prawn sandwich brigade" that seems to have decended on stamford bridge these days.

they think we will start breaking even soon even with our small ground so im not too worried if Abramovich leaves in the next few seasons. just means they wont play the kalinka anymore.

'The Kalinka' :lol:

Don't think I've ever seen the like before.

so the best you lot can come up with is

invest in stocks (nah i intend to blow all this money sharpish)

pay off my debts (im just out of uni debt means nothing to me)

hire hitman to illiminate my enemies (nice thinking but im sure i can offer my modded playstation 2 for that service)

was expecting some weird and wacky ideas like buy gimp mask off ebay for roleplay with a lady friend or buy a seedbox or something equaliy stupid.

beer & bewbs ftw :01:

You could get some office space in London. If you chipped in another couple of hundred quids you could afford 2 sq m in the West End, for a year.

True story.

give some to charity you selfish prick

Buy a mistress:naughty:

whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?

Pay three little irishmen to run through the streets of New York dressed as leprechauns searching for lucky charms and video tape it...

So you can watch it later as you will be busy enjoying your happy ending!

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whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?

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your wife will always blow your Bonus. :ermm:

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whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?

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your wife will always blow your Bonus. :ermm:

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Your wife will always blow my penis.

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Originally Posted by 4play

I just got told im getting about £2400 bonus from work in next months pay check. what should i do with all my filthy lucra.

my ideas so far

1)piss up ending with hiring of kosovan/polska/romanian brass for £20 a piece and have a multinational foursome.
2)tarting up my car (or at least making it legal)
3)new porn machine with bigger hdd.
4)save a few hundread just incase chelsea get to the champions league final for lads weekend out in anthens.
5)chelsea season ticket.

what have i missed or how would you spend said amount?

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Immediately put it in a high yield savings account.

You can figure something else out later while you earn 5% annually compounded everyday.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

Immediately put it in a high yield savings account.

You can figure something else out later while you earn 5% annually compounded everyday.

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They are doing a scheme were i can pay my bonus into a high interest account managed by my company and get it out in 5 years with about 5% interest and not have to pay a penny tax rather than the 23% tax im gonna have to pay.

dont get the gimp mask off ebay it'll br dirty nasty used and stained i bet


my friend bekkey will mail you one tho if you want it

sold

Flying Alarm Clock

10-in-1 Games Table :w00t:

LED Scrolling Belt Buckles

Predator Pro Paintball Gun

Fake Brick

150-in-1 Arcade Mania Machine :w00t:

Magnetic Bottle Opener

Voodoo Knife Display


Wish I had a bonus coming. :no:

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Immediately put it in a high yield savings account.

You can figure something else out later while you earn 5% annually compounded everyday.

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They are doing a scheme were i can pay my bonus into a high interest account managed by my company and get it out in 5 years with about 5% interest and not have to pay a penny tax rather than the 23% tax im gonna have to pay.

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Won't you have to pay the tax once you get it out?

If you don't need the money now it sounds like a great idea.

I do sometimes cringe when people talk about spending their bonuses as soon as they get it (unless it's to pay down debt).

Many people have dug themselves such a hole and soon they get their tax refund they wanna blow it on some crap they don't need.

Meanwhile they have shit debt and live check to check.:no:

tax free when it comes out but i need the money now for erm.. as mulder put it beer and bewbs.

some of them things are quality lilmiss the beer bottle opener is going to be bought even though i drink cans normally.

I'm with you Chelski boy. Spend the money now while you can enjoy it.

What about your next away European game, allied to some form of holiday.

Make a memory you will have forever.

jp has a fantastic idea. Im all for watchin chelsea in valencia just hope its near my nans holiday home.

checking google maps now.

edit: benidorm is slight to far south to stay there their night after valencia,

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jp has a fantastic idea. Im all for watchin chelsea in valencia just hope its near my nans holiday home.

checking google maps now.

edit: benidorm is slight to far south to stay there their night after valencia,

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I think it's about an hour and a half on the train, but you might have trouble getting one.

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jp has a fantastic idea. Im all for watchin chelsea in valencia just hope its near my nans holiday home.

checking google maps now.

edit: benidorm is slight to far south to stay there their night after valencia,

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I think it's about an hour and a half on the train, but you might have trouble getting one.

get a taxi you can afford it.

got my £2100 bonus today. so far spent it on

1) £500 getting my car sorted (new gear box, clutch)

2) 2 x 300 gig drives from pc world at £50 each. Usenet demands i buy more space to keep up with all the pr0n,mp3's, moviez and warez.

3) £100 bought me mum something nice and a meal.

4) pearl jam and metallica Wembley tickets £35 and £40

missed out on my reading festival tickets though :-( and will probably do Valencia away like jp says.

Still some money left over for cocaine, hookers and clowns. Cool.