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It's amazing that the British have such terrible teeth. After eating English food, the first thought I have is to clean my mouth.

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Originally Posted by Bob Jesus

It's amazing that the British have such terrible teeth. After eating English food, the first thought I have is to clean my mouth.

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That could prove difficult..you could try a mix of hydrochloric acid and salt, it has been know to help.

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

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Originally Posted by Bob Jesus

It's amazing that the British have such terrible teeth. After eating English food, the first thought I have is to clean my mouth.

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That could prove difficult..you could try a mix of hydrochloric acid and salt, it has been know to help.

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Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.

The English Kitchen is infamous for it's cuisine..

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

The English Kitchen is infamous for it's cuisine..

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When you die and if you go to heaven-the French are the chefs.
If you go to hell...

I don't understand the stereotype that we English have bad teeth :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Erasmus_Jones

I don't understand the stereotype that we English have bad teeth :dabs:

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It's an American stereotype which I think in a small part is true but it says more about their obsession with teeth and appearances than anything else.

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Originally Posted by Bob Jesus

It's amazing that the British have such terrible teeth. After eating English food, the first thought I have is to clean my mouth.

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What English food were you eating? I happen to think you didn't but you just felt like insulting the English. But, yeah, go on enlighten me.

It was probably a hamburger or something, and Hamburg lies in Europe, so I'm betting he almost got the continent right :)

Which is well done, by a merkin.

I reckon it was a chicken korma

talking of chicken and not having missed j2k4's comment on Bill Clinton..

GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. :)

what's the one u make with the eggs where you cut the top of the half boiled egg shell out?

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

what's the one u make with the eggs where you cut the top of the half boiled egg shell out?

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You must eat this with soldiers(either toast cut into finger sized pieces or bread and butter,then you dip it in the yolk)

If there are no soldiers available can I opt for sailors :kiss:

Up to you what you like dipping in Batmod. :ghey:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

You must eat this with soldiers(either toast cut into finger sized pieces or bread and butter,then you dip it in the yolk)

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hmm.. bread butter and egg yellow

probably not good for your heart, :wacko:

but sounds like it would taste good tho

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

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Originally Posted by Gripper

You must eat this with soldiers(either toast cut into finger sized pieces or bread and butter,then you dip it in the yolk)

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hmm.. bread butter and egg yellow

probably not good for your heart, :wacko:

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I thought you were from the USA .... how odd that you should write this.

There's only three two one possibilities possibility.

You're an American practicing irony.

You're not American.

You're an American who eats healthily.

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

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Originally Posted by Gripper

You must eat this with soldiers(either toast cut into finger sized pieces or bread and butter,then you dip it in the yolk)

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egg yellow

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How quaintly literal.

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought you were from the USA .... how odd that you should write this.

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I'm "from" here in the sense that this is the only country I've ever known.

but

I was actually born in another country, and came here when still an ittie' bitty' baby

so i'm not a "true red neck nascar lovin' american"

Only country you've ever known?

Thought you'd been studying abroad.

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought you were from the USA .... how odd that you should write this.

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I'm "from" here in the sense that this is the only country I've ever known.

but

I was actually born in another country, and came here when still an ittie' bitty' baby

so i'm not a "true red neck nascar lovin' american"

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Ahh, so my process of logical deduction holds true once more.

stop outsmartin' me!

fck!

Yep he's one of them illegal immigrants from mexico I bet.
No green card for you,back you go.

i'm a citizen.

and truth be told, i might be getting my passport updated soon.

the 1st country to visit, probably canada.

2nd, undecided, but i have a friend in essex who might show me around.

Are you going to go up and sort out Seedler and Maebach?
Essex in the UK?

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

i'm a citizen.

and truth be told, i might be getting my passport updated soon.

the 1st country to visit, probably canada.

2nd, undecided, but i have a friend in essex who might show me around.

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But you have been abroad before. Else, why the pants did you have me translate that letter to swedish a couple of years ago?

yep, uk

i dint know they lived there.

i have an ex who lives there, now married to an englishman.

i'm not bitter tho', i told myself it was because he was wealthy and i'm not. she wanted to be a stay home wife(read:lazy).

@snee- i met her while she was traveling around the states.

Aight, just checking. Had begun to wonder.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by Bob Jesus

It's amazing that the British have such terrible teeth. After eating English food, the first thought I have is to clean my mouth.

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What English food were you eating? I happen to think you didn't but you just felt like insulting the English. But, yeah, go on enlighten me.

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When I served with the IDF, I visited your nasty little island. I ate alot of
potatos and tasteless meat covered in gravy. (I'll never eat baked beans
again) Your Mum makes a decent loaf of bread,however.

I returned the favor and made her a nice cup of tea. (:tea bag: ):)

How could I forget the "mushy peas" :sick:

That's not English food, that's army food.