Shut up, detector, I hate you!!! :angry:
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Shut up, detector, I hate you!!! :angry:
Press the button that says 'stop' or the one that says 'test/stop'.
I hate that too! Good luck! :)
Melt it with a lighter.
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong clocker.
Its more like this:
http://www.nomadic5.com/graphics/Vietnam/v59.jpg
Or this would do:
http://www.doverpages.co.uk/images/ww11/biggun.jpg
just a guess, but what about not setting the house on fire.
also, you seem pretty calm considering your house is on fire.
run away, quickly!
unless, of course, it's a false alarm, in which case, i recommend a towel or newspaper to shut the annoyance up.
Or the 'Noisy Cricket' from MIB:
http://www.myprops.co.uk/images/replica-sml/cricket.gif
:spam: I know. :P
shit, it's Still alive...
http://www.detectorsandalarms.com/im...e_SL177i_2.gif
Then quit fucking around...
http://www.cccoe.k12.ca.us/abomb/images/cover_romeo.jpg
try removing the battery......or hitting it with a hammer....or for a more fun filled attempt at silencing it...try a catapult, or pea shooter.
All very good ideas Sara.Quote:
Originally posted by sara5564@28 May 2003 - 20:41
try removing the battery......or hitting it with a hammer....or for a more fun filled attempt at silencing it...try a catapult, or pea shooter.
Not all of us have catapults in the closet, however.
ok get a chair and a table.put the chair on the table then stand on the chair and smash the annoying fu^$%r to smithereens for being so annoying.
take a y shaped piece of tree from the garden (or if no garden a tree nearby) remove elastic from your knickers......tie round the ends of the Y and get an insert from a padded bra...get a stone (also from the garden) and hold it in the bra insert against the elastic..........................................................................pull back slowly..............................take aim............. (carefully avoiding cats, kids, and family heirlooms) ...............................fire!!!!!!
You make that sound almost pornographic, Sara... :P
maybe I could get a job writing pornographic stories!!!! ha! I wrote one once....sent it to a mate under a pseudonym....they were pretty impressed....I never did let on though....my little secret. B)