If fake ronaldo wasn't such a diving cunt he would have the potential to be one of the best footballers in the World.
True story.
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If fake ronaldo wasn't such a diving cunt he would have the potential to be one of the best footballers in the World.
True story.
Agree.
Is it "Bait Manker While He's Pissed" time :blink:
We're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the cunting leaue.
I was tqlilking to a scouser today, true story, anbd he said that he wanted Chelsea to beat Spurs cos he didn;'t want United to win the double.
If scousers are thinking we son it, then we prolly have.
can i play?
I've got to quote that :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nope old bean, it's a serious point. Would I abuse the "True story" convention, I think not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
For the cunting record, Ronaldo is the player every supporter would want in his team - cois he's magnificent.
I think that withoiut him, United may not be in the position we are now - he's able to influence a game on his own and he's got us points when we probably didn't deserve them.
You don't hear anyone saying 'the other Ronaldo' any more - simply because now Christiano Ronalda IS the only Ronaldo worth talking about.
He is, without doubt, the best player in the world.
we should go back to the days when the players had to be born from the name of the team place. :ermm:
What the fuck are you talking about Allen :blink:
We should also ban people who haven't got a cunting clue from commenting on anything ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Not gonna happen tho', else you'd be banned.
i didnt think it was that bad.
No, no he isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's the flashest, but far from the best.
You don't think that not having a fucknig clue about anything ever is a bad thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
It is.
Fact.
Learn stuff, Allen, then people might like you.
No He (thinks he) is, without doubt, the best player in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgrajagNo, no he isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's the flashest, but far from the best.
meh.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerLearn stuff, Allen, then people might like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Today i went with my kid (Luigi --1.5yrs) onto a football field, while two teams getting ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He said "ooooh BALLLLL!"
He walked onto the field.
One guy all the way from the center spontaniously passed Luigi the ball.
He went "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh"
I mentally went "oooooooooooohhh"
The ball came in slow motion towards him, dead on
hit him, bounced off went a little - perfect speed
Luigi walked forward
and..
kicked it
it went forward 50cms, the guy ran forward,
Luigi nervous.. stood still
the dude took the ball, flipped it up bounced it up on his foot, did a few tricks and passed it slowly back to Luigi.
Luigi looked at the ball, looked at him
and passed it back (slightly short)
The whistle went, the real game started.
That guy (whoever he is) is the best player in the world.
He wins games for the best teamn in the world when the best team in the world are playing like twats - therefpre he's the best player in the worldf. Just like Cantona was.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgrajagNo, no he isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's the flashest, but far from the best.
You can't deny it cos it's trew
Wrong. He obviously didn't pass it with enough speed if it wasn't travelling quick enough to knock over a small child. Bad passing like that could lead to giving away posession in a dangerous position:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%Today i went with my kid (Luigi --1.5yrs) onto a football field, while two teams getting ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He said "ooooh BALLLLL!"
He walked onto the field.
One guy all the way from the center spontaniously passed Luigi the ball.
He went "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh"
I mentally went "oooooooooooohhh"
The ball came in slow motion towards him, dead on
hit him, bounced off went a little - perfect speed
Luigi walked forward
and..
kicked it
it went forward 50cms, the guy ran forward,
Luigi nervous.. stood still
the dude took the ball, flipped it up bounced it up on his foot, did a few tricks and passed it slowly back to Luigi.
Luigi looked at the ball, looked at him
and passed it back (slightly short)
The whistle went, the real game started.
That guy (whoever he is) is the best player in the world.
It was probably ROnaldo - you know, he's the best player in the worltd.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%Today i went with my kid (Luigi --1.5yrs) onto a football field, while two teams getting ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He said "ooooh BALLLLL!"
He walked onto the field.
One guy all the way from the center spontaniously passed Luigi the ball.
He went "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh"
I mentally went "oooooooooooohhh"
The ball came in slow motion towards him, dead on
hit him, bounced off went a little - perfect speed
Luigi walked forward
and..
kicked it
it went forward 50cms, the guy ran forward,
Luigi nervous.. stood still
the dude took the ball, flipped it up bounced it up on his foot, did a few tricks and passed it slowly back to Luigi.
Luigi looked at the ball, looked at him
and passed it back (slightly short)
The whistle went, the real game started.
That guy (whoever he is) is the best player in the world.
You base this "best team in the World" on what.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerHe wins games for the best teamn in the world when the best team in the world are playing like twats - therefpre he's the best player in the worldf. Just like Cantona was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
You can't deny it cos it's trew
Biggest - No
Most winning - No
Most valuable - No
Highest turnover - No
So, best team in the World on what basis.
I watch footie all the time, therefore I think I'm a better judge than anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgrajagYou base this "best team in the World" on what.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Biggest - No
Most winning - No
Most valuable - No
Highest turnover - No
So, best team in the World on what basis.
Man Utd are the best team in the world.
Sorry, I never thought that thro' properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI watch footie all the time, therefore I think I'm a better judge than anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Man Utd are the best team in the world.
My bad.
It's one of your failings, thinking stuff thro' properly. If I thought I could teach you, I would.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgrajagSorry, I never thought that thro' properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My bad.
Alsa, you can;t educate pork.
You know, I can't argue with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIt's one of your failings, thinking stuff thro' properly. If I thought I could teach you, I would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Alsa, you can;t educate pork.
I know fuck all about footie, but is this still an ongoing debate because of that thing that happened in the world cup?
I think the suggestion is that the World Cup was where fake Ronaldo brought all his many skills to fruition at once but that it wasn't a flash in the pan but rather the result of lots of practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Well done the wee Hoops btw.
women, know your limits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
At least I admit it :lol: