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Lamest Joke: Did you hear the story of the broken pencil? Oh well, it's pointless...
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if the flew over the bay, they would be bagels (bay-gulls)...
Q: What does pubic hair and lima beans have in common?
A: You push them to the side and keep on eatin'!
The fact that you felt the need to explain it is actually funny :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by snowultra
:lol: That's exactly what I pQuote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaThe fact that you felt the need to explain it is actually funny :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by snowultra
eicked up on
The 3rd one is funny .. the rest... very lame... :blink:
yes i say like him
the third is funny the rest very lame
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.
Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."
So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.
As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying naked and spread eagle next to her pool.
Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.
So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.
Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"
And the invisible man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got a sore ass!!!"
lame jokes indeed : )
Jesse Jackson, Maria Conchito Alonzo, and a tiny crab walk into a bar. The
tiny crab orders a Hennesey and Coke, a banana daquiri and a bowl of draft
beer. The bartender comes back with the drinks and says "Let me guess who gets what," and the crab says, "They're all for me."
The bartender does a double take, and says, "All three are for YOU?"
And the tiny crab says, "I'm a little shellfish."
Nice post, I like lame jokes. :lol:
hahahah, made me laugh the hardest out of all of em. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by snowultra
Pirate walks into a Bar with a ships wheel sticking out of his pants.
The Bartender says to him, that must be uncomfortable, to which the Pirate relies "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!!"
haha Funny
haaaaaaaaaha thanks