Thinking about getting a vasectomy

what do you think,anyone had one,or should I stick to the alternatives.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r-what-thb.jpg

Fuck that - wear a condom or give that bitch the pill.

Oh, right...get her tubes tied.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Fuck that - wear a condom or give that bitch the pill.

Oh, right...get her tubes tied.

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Agreed.

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Do it. When me proper pa had it done, I larfed so much at him hobbling about. We used to leave stuff on the stairs for him to manoeuvre around.

lolz. :happy:

:lol: @ miss

Miss you is one sadistic lil gurl. :lol:

tanks for noticing. :happy:

Get one.

1. It doesn't hurt that much.
2. You'l have a few days off work = sympathy card.
3. It's a very minor operation as opposed to your good lady getting half her insides ripped out, being on HRT for the rest of her life facing an early menopause and brittle bones.
4. You'll never have to use contraception. Thus negating the effects of the Pill on the Psyche of your woman, or the awkwardness and un-naturalness of the condom, and there will be no surprise sprogs.
5. Free sex
6. You'll still be able to ejaculate. It's just not full of wigglers.
7. The brownie points you'll gain from her indoors are immeasurable.
8. You can scare people with "when I had my vasectomy" stories.
9. It's reversible.
10. Free Sex

Honestly, I've known people who've had it done and they've said it really doesn't hurt very much and it's well worth it if you don't want kids.

My dad did it as well. Can't have been bad, 'cos I never even noticed him hobble or owt.

Can't imagine why he did it, I mean, five kids isn't THAT much.

Teh missus was on the pill for 20 years,not good,been using condoms,tends to inhibit the moment,shall look in to it and keep peeps posted :pinch:

use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.

*we'll need pics also :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.

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What. He should get really ugly or something?

Mate, get her off the pill and onto something non-hormonal.

What about a mirena coil? It's as safe as a vasectomy and hardly any side effects. Those there are I'll talk to you about privately via PM if you're interested.

Not looking forward to the shaving bit :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.

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What. He should get really ugly or something?

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:noes:

She's off the pill,to dangerous for her.
Tried condoms for a year,so I reackon the semi-permanant solutions down to me,got 2 great kids so thats no prob.

What about a vivisection? That sounds like fun.

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Originally Posted by Snee

What. He should get really ugly or something?

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Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?

Also, after the procedure is done what do you ejaculate? I really don't know...:unsure: I thought they cut the tube and no more cream.

:lol:@miss

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Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?

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:noes:

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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:noes:

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Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?

Also, after the procedure is done what do you ejaculate? I really don't know...:unsure: I thought they cut the tube and no more cream.

:lol:@miss

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What did you think they do? Ejaculate dust?

I thought they just orgasm, shoot nothin', then that's it. Toss her out. Apparently, it's more than just snipping the tube - I need to look it up.

Oh, wait :(

You still ejaculate,its just devoid of tadpoles.

Pulling out don't work cause you leak a little even b4 orgasm,'swhy there's so many Catholics in the world,as for jump up an down :glag:

Sigh...The ejaculate is thinner but thats the only difference.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.

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Teh back door :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Vacate maneuver and pull out? :huh: Or have her jump up and down afterwards?

Also, after the procedure is done what do you ejaculate? I really don't know...:unsure: I thought they cut the tube and no more cream.

:lol:@miss

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What did you think they do? Ejaculate dust?

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Fairy-dust wot comes from heaven and makes little angels out of the gnomes that dwell in the vaginar, like :wub:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Teh back door

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^ :o

:no:

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use nature's contraceptive, obviousement.

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Teh back door :smilie4:

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mars bar to that man:lol:

Jump up and down on her?

http://hcd2.bupa.co.uk/fact_sheets/html/Vasectomy.html

I thinks some people need the facts ma'rm

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Originally Posted by Bo

mars bar to that man:lol:

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:o I see how this is working! :o

I'm gonna book you into a, ahem, dentist, btw. :happy:

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You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.

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Thank god for that.

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You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.

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Thank god for that.

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It does come out a bit green though. :huh:

Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.

I fail to see why we should thank God for it :blink:

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It does come out a bit green though. :huh:

Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.

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Now you're just creeping me out again. :no:

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It does come out a bit green though. :huh:

Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.

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Now you're just creeping me out again. :no:

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:whistling

G'night!

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Get one.

1. It doesn't hurt that much.
2. You'l have a few days off work = sympathy card.
3. It's a very minor operation as opposed to your good lady getting half her insides ripped out, being on HRT for the rest of her life facing an early menopause and brittle bones.
4. You'll never have to use contraception. Thus negating the effects of the Pill on the Psyche of your woman, or the awkwardness and un-naturalness of the condom, and there will be no surprise sprogs.
5. Free sex
6. You'll still be able to ejaculate. It's just not full of wigglers.
7. The brownie points you'll gain from her indoors are immeasurable.
8. You can scare people with "when I had my vasectomy" stories.
9. It's reversible.
10. Free Sex

Honestly, I've known people who've had it done and they've said it really doesn't hurt very much and it's well worth it if you don't want kids.

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As above, agreed.

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.

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Thank god for that.

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It's still the same ffs, there just aren't any spermatozoa.

It's not a case of stopping ejaculating (you still talk as much) you just don't mix the wee sperms in.

sounds to painful

No way... dont get one.