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06-01-2003, 10:45 AM
Homersimpson

I heard that Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob was going to direct it, has anyone else heard this?
06-01-2003, 10:48 AM
crazy_billy_bats

Who cares?

The previous 2 incarnations were completely and utterly terrible.
06-01-2003, 10:49 AM
Pitbul

Quote:

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@1 June 2003 - 03:48
Who cares?

The previous 2 incarnations were completely and utterly terrible.

if u dont like the movie why do u post about? it seems like u find movies u dont like on purpose and post about them? no one cares if u dont like it. if u dont like it dont read it.
06-01-2003, 10:51 AM
Homersimpson

Who cares? Do you know who Silent Bob is?
Scary Movie was HIlarious!
I'll admit Scary Movie 2 was dumb, but Chris Elliot had an oscar worthy performance, LOL!
06-01-2003, 10:52 AM
Homersimpson

Cheers pitbul!
06-01-2003, 10:53 AM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by Homersimpson@1 June 2003 - 10:51
Who cares? Do you know who Silent Bob is?

Yeah i have watched many of his films.... personally i like Mallrats and chasing amy
and pitbul....calm down man, its just a comment, go and get some pussy and you might feel better
06-01-2003, 10:56 AM
Homersimpson

Come on now, pussy is not the answer to all of life's problems....
06-01-2003, 10:59 AM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by Homersimpson@1 June 2003 - 10:56
Come on now, pussy is not the answer to all of life's problems....

:lol: :lol:
ok i agree my man !!

i just want some of the guys to calm down on this board...jeez i only made a comment!!!

personally, i thought the first scary movie was OK !!, the second i didnt like at all.
i just think they are a bit too cheesy, you know? i mean i know they are supposed to be....its just a bit too over the top, like the smoking dope jokes, etc....i mean, thats 14 yr old humour there, sorry !!! :D
06-01-2003, 11:06 AM
Homersimpson

I agree with you! I think Chris Elliot was the best in Scary Movie 2, plus the 2 gilrs...the one with the rack..Kathleen something and the cute dark haired girl(she was in the Hot Chic too) but the whole movie was kinda dumb, but it did have its funny parts. I think Scary Movie 3..if its directed by Silent Bob! will be great!
06-01-2003, 11:09 AM
crazy_billy_bats

yeah hes a funny guy....
have u seen his stand-up video? i think it was just released recently...
06-01-2003, 11:18 AM
Homersimpson

He has a stand up film out? Damn, I need to check that out! I wonder if its being shared by anyone....
06-01-2003, 11:31 AM
crazy_billy_bats

hey dude, i think its called an evening with kevin smith or something along those lines.
its probably on kazaa somewhere by now, its been out a while.
go here and search actors and youll get the proper name of it.
good luck!
06-01-2003, 11:35 AM
Homersimpson

Thanks man I'll do that,
who is that phycho in the ski mask? Its really creepy looking? lol
06-01-2003, 11:37 AM
crazy_billy_bats

haha, his name is Papa Lazarou, he's from a very funny dark comedy series here in the UK.
to see what i mean search for "league of gentlemen" on region 2 discs at the same site, you'll see it, its the name of the show.
very weird, very funny.
06-01-2003, 11:39 AM
crazy_billy_bats

i think this guys greek or something....
06-01-2003, 11:41 AM
Homersimpson

I have tried to search for the League of Gentleman on that site but am having no luck. I can't find that Kevin Smith DVD either, dammit!
06-01-2003, 11:55 AM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by Homersimpson@1 June 2003 - 11:41
I have tried to search for the League of Gentleman on that site but am having no luck. I can't find that Kevin Smith DVD either, dammit!

oh ok man!!
here is the kevin smith dvd
and here is the league of gentlemen!!! (its the live one, the only one with his pic on it !!!!)
happy downloading!!
06-01-2003, 12:04 PM
Homersimpson

Does the League of Gentlemen favor the Kids in the Hall? That show is great!
06-01-2003, 12:37 PM
crazy_billy_bats

havnt seen that show....is it only in the US??

the league of gentlemen is set in a fictional town in england, inhabitated by the strangest people you can meet....
its very very dark, but hilarious comedy, theres a lot of cult fans in the uk :D
06-01-2003, 01:43 PM
hekterskelter

Jay and Lunch box will save the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-01-2003, 01:49 PM
Homersimpson

There ain't NO snacks here lunch box! BONG!!!!
06-01-2003, 02:11 PM
miffo

Quote:

Originally posted by Homersimpson@1 June 2003 - 10:45
I heard that Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob was going to direct it, has anyone else heard this?

From IMDB:

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Directed by
Adrian Sanu
David Zucker

Writing credits
Brian Lynch (I)
Craig Mazin
(more)

Genre: Comedy / Sci-Fi / Horror (more)

Tagline: You'll die to see these rings. (more)

Plot Outline: Cindy is given magical powers and intends to rid the world of evil, but something is in her way. Something she must overcome in order to rid the world of evil. (more)

Production Notes/Status:
Status: Completed
Comments:
Status Updated: 25 May 2003
06-01-2003, 02:15 PM
Hazzy Hazz

is it a complete script? where did you get it? post it so ne1 could read it
06-01-2003, 02:19 PM
Homersimpson

Well I'll be damned! I heard that rumor from a friend, so oh well. that sucks, I think Kevin Smith is Da man!
06-01-2003, 02:36 PM
miffo

Quote:

Originally posted by Hazzy Hazz@1 June 2003 - 14:15
is it a complete script?

nope, just the plot outline from imdb
06-01-2003, 02:45 PM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by Homersimpson@1 June 2003 - 14:19
Well I'll be damned! I heard that rumor from a friend, so oh well. that sucks, I think Kevin Smith is Da man!

but he dont talk very much dude....

but that stand up video's like 4 hours long.....
maybe he's a boring fuck.... :lol: !
06-01-2003, 02:51 PM
Hazzy Hazz

he acted like hes silent but actually his an intelligent ass.........like mr bean or something
06-01-2003, 02:55 PM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by Hazzy Hazz@1 June 2003 - 14:51
he acted like hes silent but actually his an intelligent ass.........like mr bean or something

is this a lucrative ploy to get people to buy his dvd by any chance hazz ?!!!
06-01-2003, 06:06 PM
Homersimpson

Please don't compare Mr.Bean to Silent Bob! I did like Mr.Bean in the movie RatRace, did anybody see that?
06-01-2003, 10:38 PM
miffo

Quote:

Originally posted by Homersimpson@1 June 2003 - 18:06
Please don't compare Mr.Bean to Silent Bob! I did like Mr.Bean in the movie RatRace, did anybody see that?

"It´s a lace, it´s a lace I must hurry zzzzzzzzzz"
cracked me up good
06-01-2003, 10:52 PM
crazy_billy_bats

i thought rat race was complete nonsense, sorry.... :lol:
06-02-2003, 01:28 AM
Rollin_On_Dubs420

you also thought the scary movies werent good
but i never liked rat race a whole lot
i cant wait for sm3 shit will be insane
i love those wayans brothers' spoofs
anyone like 'dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood"?
i havent seen it in years but i know it was damn good
06-02-2003, 06:35 AM
terfdurkel

If Scary Movie 3 is made by David Zucker then ir should be hilarious. He is one of the dudes that made Top Secret! starring Val Kilmer, one of the funniest movies of all time.
06-02-2003, 06:37 AM
thegroggman

Scary Movie 3? [shakes head]...I thought these type of parodies died out when Leslie Neilson left the scene...guess not... <_<
06-02-2003, 06:42 AM
Homersimpson

Parodies are a part of life, we have to make fun of things or we all go crazy!
06-02-2003, 06:45 AM
thegroggman

Yeah but they really need to give these things a break. The last good parody I saw was Hot Shots Deux....and that was many many years ago.
06-02-2003, 06:46 AM
Homersimpson

It was OK, I hate Charlie Sheen though!
06-02-2003, 06:49 AM
Schmiggy_JK23

A evening with kevin smith

theres a link to the Smith stand up/documentary/whatchamacallit
06-02-2003, 07:10 AM
Homersimpson

I am trying to download it now, but I keep getting more sources required!! What a surprise!!!!!!!
06-02-2003, 07:24 AM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by Rollin_On_Dubs420@2 June 2003 - 01:28

anyone like 'dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood"?
i havent seen it in years but i know it was damn good

now that is a funny film, unlike the scary movies.
its on kazaa, i got it a while ago.

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