http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
For Me:
Years in prison: 26
Potential fine: £2000 (About $3,255.42)
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http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
For Me:
Years in prison: 26
Potential fine: £2000 (About $3,255.42)
5 years in prison and a £2000 fine
Years in prison- 26.5
Potential fine $2000
With a possibility of the death sentence.
Sheesh. It's a good thing I'm Tony Blair.
I'm a scouser - Need I say more? :D
But still, in the interest of this quiz...
Years in prison: 65
Potential fine: £2000
Woo-hoo! I hold the potential record :D
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
If I can get a broadband connection in there life will be perfect!
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000
but i dont masturbate :lol: :lol:
Bill... u may hav to update ur score in julyQuote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 14:09
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000
but i dont masturbate :lol: :lol:
"hav u ever smuggled drugs abroad" :P
Besides u need to,goin by your score,if u ever went to prison u'll
end u someones..Bitch. :lol: Clockers most prob
mine 50.5 yrs -7000 fine
Bill... u may hav to update ur score in julyQuote:
Originally posted by CosmoK+2 June 2003 - 13:21--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CosmoK @ 2 June 2003 - 13:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 14:09
Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000
but i dont masturbate :lol: :lol:
"hav u ever smuggled drugs abroad" :P
Besides u need to,goin by your score,if u ever went to prison u'll
end u someones..Bitch. :lol:
mine 50.5 yrs -7000 fine [/b][/quote]
for all u know....maybe i already am someones bitch....
but we'll not go into that, he doesnt like when i talk about it. :lol: :lol:
I feel a bit of a piker next to you, Clocker, but maybe not, given you've got a few years on me.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@2 June 2003 - 08:03
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
If I can get a broadband connection in there life will be perfect!
I achieved Scoundrel/66/7000/death penalty.
Oh, Lord- :(
I think it was the "Have you ever shot an arrow at someone's head?" question that sealed my fate...
Years in prison: 130.5 Potential fine: £9000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
*as soon as I get to Ney York Imma shoot a Scottish guy with a bow and Arrow.
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 94.5 Potential fine: £5000
:lol: :lol:
Make sure your first arrow counts cause in New York your Scottish target will be packing a Glock. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Battousai 1983@2 June 2003 - 08:11
*as soon as I get to Ney York Imma shoot a Scottish guy with a bow and Arrow.
im the least dodgy person here wahay
With a picture of what looks like a half-spasticated cocker-spanial dog as your avatar, why should i believe that ?!!!! :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave@2 June 2003 - 14:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
Good on ya.Quote:
Originally posted by TheDave@2 June 2003 - 08:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
Now Bend over, fish!
Years in prison: 39.5 Potential fine: £2000
oh man i dont wanna go to jail
they will never take me alive i tell u muahahaha
What is this a new one ? ,I took it about a week ago.
I didnt do to well,wouldnt want to do it again it may get worse.
HA ahah ha ha ahhhh.
20 years
2000 £ fine
and possible death penalty
I'll just have to be careful not to drop the soap! :lol:
With a picture of what looks like a half-spasticated cocker-spanial dog as your avatar, why should i believe that ?!!!! :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+2 June 2003 - 14:29--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 2 June 2003 - 14:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--TheDave@2 June 2003 - 14:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
hey dont talk about him like that :angry: hes a learcher :P
hes not spasticated hes trying to bite the camera, haha hes a funny prick :lol: :lol:
Ahh good still the same I guess it hasnt changed at all.
131 years 7000 and possible death.
with all that uranium floating about i would have thought that one was already on your listQuote:
Originally posted by nahan@2 June 2003 - 14:39
and possible death.
Gurahl dont worry..i'm sure one of theses hardcore crims will b there to catch it for u. :PQuote:
I'll just have to be careful not to drop the soap!
Years in prison: 40.5
Potential fine: £5000
But, if nobody knows about it, it's not illegal, right ?
Nah... I've found the perfect solution: armoured underwear! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by CosmoK@2 June 2003 - 15:53
Gurahl dont worry..i'm sure one of theses hardcore crims will b there to catch it for u. :PQuote:
I'll just have to be careful not to drop the soap!
Nah... I've found the perfect solution: armoured underwear! :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl+2 June 2003 - 15:20--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 2 June 2003 - 15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--CosmoK@2 June 2003 - 15:53
Gurahl dont worry..i'm sure one of theses hardcore crims will b there to catch it for u. :PQuote:
I'll just have to be careful not to drop the soap!
thats no protection against nahan though hes got AP bullets
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.
Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of deathQuote:
Originally posted by nahan@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.
Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+2 June 2003 - 17:10--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 2 June 2003 - 17:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--nahan@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.
Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
HAhaha ahhhhh ,Yeah I wonder who his new daddy will be in prison.
Gurahl son of Buba
Good on ya.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker+2 June 2003 - 09:29--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 2 June 2003 - 09:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheDave@2 June 2003 - 08:26
im the least dodgy person here wahay
Now Bend over, fish![/b][/quote]
and allow Clocker to insert his arrow into your quiver :lol: :lol:
Oh My, and i didnt do anything wrong :blink:Quote:
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000
Some really stupid laws exist .......
Im Dubious...
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0
Thats what I get for puttings some damn stamps upside down...[shakes head]
u expect me to believe that, punk ???!!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by thegroggman@2 June 2003 - 17:38
Im Dubious...
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0
LOL...I dint say I answered the questions honestly...
HAhaha ahhhhh ,Yeah I wonder who his new daddy will be in prison.Quote:
Originally posted by nahan+2 June 2003 - 17:17--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nahan @ 2 June 2003 - 17:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 17:10
<!--QuoteBegin--nahan
Quote:
@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.
Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death
Gurahl son of Buba [/b][/quote]
Leave my ass alone, will you? I'm not in jail yet! :lol:
Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000
Oh well, bye all. Off to hand myself in now, I'll be 64 when I return :blink:
Leave my ass alone, will you? I'm not in jail yet! :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl+2 June 2003 - 18:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 2 June 2003 - 18:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -nahan@2 June 2003 - 17:17
Quote:
Originally posted by -crazy_billy_bats@2 June 2003 - 17:10
<!--QuoteBegin--nahan
Quote:
Quote:
@2 June 2003 - 16:01
For a klingon it is an honor to die in the shower w/ a bar of soap shoved
up thier ass.
Gurahl son of mock, told me this.
i heard it was even more of an honour if a cling-ons john thomas is instered in the rectum at time of death
HAhaha ahhhhh ,Yeah I wonder who his new daddy will be in prison.
Gurahl son of Buba
hey im still the least dodgy.....
and no offense to kling-ons.....but im sure they do recieve "anal treatment" now and then....but not u of course gurahl
How would I know, I'm only interrested in females! I do not want, repeat do not want, anything inserted in my ass!
not even by a girl?Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl@2 June 2003 - 18:52
How would I know, I'm only interrested in females! I do not want, repeat do not want, anything inserted in my ass!
apparentley bagels are supposed to ok if your willing to attempt it...
wouldnt go there tho