for me it was working at mcdonalds, i always had grease on my shoes. i smelled like that place for hours after i left it. you always had to be doing crap even when there was nothing to do. everyone was brown noser too.
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for me it was working at mcdonalds, i always had grease on my shoes. i smelled like that place for hours after i left it. you always had to be doing crap even when there was nothing to do. everyone was brown noser too.
Peeling spuds in a fish and chip shop.
Working in a hospital.
Corpses and gore :dabs:
And crap. And people suffering from Altzheimer's.
And never having the time to make people actually feel well, as there was no time to talk to patients for any length of time.
working in a printing factory, my fingertips were worn down by the paper so much that they were as smooth as glass, my gf liked it but it was an awful job.
@snny, i tried to work in a hospital for 1 day, i was so upset by the old people who couldn't even talk or move, i left the same day.
What teh fook. That sounds dead cool. You big gheymer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
My worst job was temp working for DEFRA. They didn't have any work for me to do, so I just spent all day spinning in my chair. True story.
my best job was arcade games tester :glag: everyday was sega rally & gamble day :yahoo:
i sometimes took 3 lunch breaks, and watched tv.
Yeah, I was surprised when it turned out to not be fun :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnYWhat teh fook. That sounds dead cool. You big gheymer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
The gore makes for fun stories to tell drunk people on the verge of throwing up, and stuff, mind. Like pulling drainage tubes out of people's legs and getting like strings of clotted blood out of them and stuff.
It turns out dead people crap in their pants and stuff when they die, and you have to clean them off, and you had to whisper* all the time while doing it, if you needed to tell someone owt, to show respect.
*Not my idea.
Operater at QVC... Thank you fr calling QVC (name) speaking which item would you like to order tonight. X300 a shift.
making fireworks= BEST.JOB.EVAR
mail/envelope opener at a freakin public library
'Multimedia Guy' at Toys R Us. :pinch:
If I worked with dead people I would narrate their death CSI style :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Make sure to find a place with nurses who have a sense of humour then :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnYIf I worked with dead people I would narrate their death CSI style :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
The ones I worked with didn't, the arsebags :dry:
:lol: Was that your community service that you had to do? LOL That would suck. How many papercuts a day did you average?Quote:
Originally Posted by DefianceX
I'd wait to they're out of the room, then climb on top of a corpse and start humping it, and when the nurses come back in I'll say, "three way?"
Also I'll go goth, and be all morbid like and annoy my mum at home.
Is it true if they die with a stiffie it stays.
i was office boy.itwas terrible.
Don't knwo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
If I noticed if they did I must havwee repressed the memoryn or something.
The worst job I ever had to do was incessantly banging your mum. The worst job she did was blowing me (well....she thought it was great but I thought it was a half-assed effort).
Hoi, I didn't know snowultra was your kid, loike.
delivering milk for west dairys to fill vending machines you got paid by the day and if by chance you got done early better believe the next day wasn't going to be a short one if you could get done every day in 8 hours it was worth it but they made it impossible plus i was in very bad neighborhoods so i quit i dont need to get stabed or shot over a bag of change
:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
:lol:
no jobs until now :unsure:
Lucky fucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrys
Working at a Meat Packaging factory. It was just terrible. Worked there for a whole Summer and the shift was 6am-2:30pm... I hated my life every single day I would wake up. Only good thing about the job was the free meat at lunchtime, and how the factory was air conditioned and it was a very hot summer.
When i was a crew on a video rental shop. Fu*k it was too bored. I almost watch all the VHS tape there.
My worst job will probably be my summer job: technical support for an ISP (slave) ... sighs
My best job was modeling for a PlayStation ads and working for the Club Med:cool:
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NB - I did not change the name on this image I found, honest! :smilie4: