I dreamt that I was out with a couple of my pals ( guys) and all of a sudden I had a penis and my pal had a vagina and we had sex! :w00t:
(my willie was massive by the way :shifty: )
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I dreamt that I was out with a couple of my pals ( guys) and all of a sudden I had a penis and my pal had a vagina and we had sex! :w00t:
(my willie was massive by the way :shifty: )
Well first, it's not only the size that's important..you need to love Footy too...and drink erm.. bitter!
Did you wake up with cum all over your crotch? Those are the best dreams.
anyways..for a beginner you were quite good..I was the guy with the vagina ... :w00t:
:lol:
You only let me stick it in you once because it was too big :snooty:
all this can be arranged, but costs a bit of cash.
but for a cheaper price you can simply buy a cucumber and some lube.
I am afraid that's actually not possible and I will explain why.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Since Ron was imprisoned in the FST archives, the secret of growing king size cucumbers, and the copyright on producing generic Ron's Lube has been lost to Prosperity, who is a bitch with a small penis. She denies women the use of King_Size cucumbers, in their partners absence; while my mother always said to me, Cucumbers are healthy, Nigel!
lol thats so weird....how come i never get dreams...???
..That's because you are a noob, and are only allowed dreams after 100 posts...Quote:
Originally Posted by Greatadmin
oh yeah thanks !!! :)
you are welcome..all you need is some Patience ( she is cute with long blond hair)or some of...I think they are called feromins ( Pheromone)..and 100 posts..still while you are waiting, drop into 't Koffie Shop in the funny forum.. http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-fun...p-dutch-109468 and I have something else that automatically induces erotic dreams..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone
Did you cum really fast,and leave the bastard hanging?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
-bd
Naw, as I said, he didn;t let me get on with it because my beast was too big :s
Happens to me all of the time. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
-bd
..which was totally unexpected, I thought they would be the rounded but firm type, with a brown ring around the nipples..what do they call that now, not cuticula, which would be a kewl name...but I thing that's for the fingers...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky