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What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?
I can send my eyes into spasm, freaks girls out. Apparently, quite a dangerous thing to do.
I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?
Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.
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Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?
So...you've sucked your own cawk?
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It would have been more impressive if you didn't have to bend over, although if you're todger is medium-small then its quite the feat.
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I can make disgusting noises with my wrist and elbows. Freaks people out when they hear the bones grinding on top of each other.
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I can snap a man's arm like a twig with a single punch.
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brotherdoobie
So...you've sucked your own cawk?
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He's eaten loads of cawks, fact.
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If you can suck your own is that a gay act.
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Hairbautt
I use to lick my elbow.
You use what to lick it, an aardvark.
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Proper Bo
I can snap a man's arm like a twig with a single punch.
Captain?
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No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
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Hairbautt
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
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Chip Monk
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Hairbautt
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:
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Hairbautt
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
Can you suck your own willie to?
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Hairbautt
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Chip Monk
If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:
Suffer for your art. It is a greater thing to give than to receive.
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And you'll probly get your hole.
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Hairbautt
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Originally Posted by
Chip Monk
If you can breathe thro' your ears you'll be a real hit with the Ladies.
Hurts too much for it to be worth it. :pinch:
Harrison, If oral sex hurts...you're doing something wrong...or she/he is.
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brotherdoobie
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Hairbautt
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
Can you suck your own willie to?
-bd
Never tried. :dabs:
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brotherdoobie
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Hairbautt
No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
Can you suck your own willie to?
-bd
No.
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Hairbautt
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brotherdoobie
Can you suck your own willie to?
-bd
Never tried. :dabs:
I doubt that,lad.
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I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(
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brotherdoobie
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Hairbautt
Never tried. :dabs:
I doubt that,lad.
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I second that doubt.
Start a poll BD. Has Henderson sucked his own cawk.
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jimbo12345
I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?
paedo :dry:
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jimbo12345
Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.
Who do you pay to put their cock into your mouth :blink:
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Hairbautt
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brotherdoobie
Can you suck your own willie to?
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Never tried. :dabs:
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Hairbautt
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brotherdoobie
Can you suck your own willie to?
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No.
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Hairbautt
I think I just seriously hurt my neck. :(
:shutup:
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I can click my wrists,have "double jointed fingers and thumbs",and can dislocate my shoulders.
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I can do orsum things with my tongue:smilie4:
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slim150
i have hitchhikers thumb
WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.
Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.
I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.
So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.
!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:
You'll thank me one day.
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i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o
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Alien5
i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o
I assume you mean on one arm, or thats not that impressive.
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jimbo12345
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Originally Posted by
slim150
i have hitchhikers thumb
WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.
Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.
I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.
So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.
!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:
You'll thank me one day.
/banned
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no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.
just jealous.
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jimbo12345
no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.
just jealous.
-Bd
!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:
Sucking your own cock,is one thing. Sucking your own dirty cock,is another.
/banned
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Remember that cheese...ba ba ba ba Baby Bell?This is the spreadable form.
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Hairbautt
I stand corrected. My wankers cramp mainly due to the PS2.
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jimbo12345
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.
Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:
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Barbarossa
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jimbo12345
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.
Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:
YOu know what i mean.
But, it does look like lipstick. If i was a lady, i'd get confused.