Ow

Man, I've not felt this ill in years.
Fever, sweating, sore skin and hair, you name it



Can anyone bring me some fresh OJ please? :cry:

if i could recommend two things,

the first thing is warm echinacea(sp.?) tea infusion. i boil some water, and pour the boiling water over the echinacea which is atop a paper towel sitting on top of a glass. you have to hold it in place while you pour. then let the echinacea steep in the water, and add some sugar and lemon to taste.

i'm gonna be late for work so i'll have to say the 2nd thing laterz.

bye skweek ;)

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Man, I've not felt this ill in years.
Fever, sweating, sore skin and hair, you name it



Can anyone bring me some fresh OJ please? :cry:

I would suggest some ginseng Sonja.

The ginseng should bring equilibrium and will make you feel better very quickly.
The fever suggests that the sickness has reached it's highest point and that from now on you will start to feel better. See if you can get your hands on Korean Ginseng and try to get it pure and already in powder form. Not those tablets you see. Mix it with real yogurt or even in tea or coffee..muesli is best. Take it as a "kuur" That means basically, 3 times a day some pure ginseng

For the rest, I will use my powers to absorb your discomfort. Just send it in your thoughts, to me... Om Sunyata Dzana Benza Sobhawa Admako Ham.

:) thats a mantra...:doctor:

AiDS :no:

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O many padme hum?

I live in Cumbernauld man, I don't think they've ever heard of Ginseng, in fact, I'd probably get branded a witch and burnt on the woodpile if I went round asking for it :lol:

Just ask JP :fear:

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if i could recommend two things,

the first thing is warm echinacea(sp.?) tea infusion. i boil some water, and pour the boiling water over the echinacea which is atop a paper towel sitting on top of a glass. you have to hold it in place while you pour. then let the echinacea steep in the water, and add some sugar and lemon to taste.

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That's a brilliant idea, she can make one for me at the same time as she makes yours.

More time in the kitchen will solve all her problems. :yup:

I feel slightly better.
Lynx' remark has created a sense of anger.

Amazing how wanting to hurt someone badly makes you feel better asap.

sounds like how Ill I was last week

hope you feel better soon skweeky!

I tihnk my fever's broke.

Now I'm just wheezing :lol:

I hate it when im hot then cold then hot then cold thats the worst feeling ever

wheezing?? haha

Yeah... earlier on I was freezing, but at the same time sweating so badly I had to change duvets :(

Feeling a little bit better now though

Poor thing! Plenty of fluids and rest for you!

I feel terrible also but it's completely all my own fault. Stupid alcohol.

I wish I had some Vicks Vaporub..... and some nice hunky guy to rub it on my chest :woot:

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O many padme hum?

I live in Cumbernauld man, I don't think they've ever heard of Ginseng, in fact, I'd probably get branded a witch and burnt on the woodpile if I went round asking for it :lol:

Just ask JP :fear:

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I took one of my mates to Croy Miner's welfare and we went into the games room. Two pool tables, 3 dart boards, wee bar hatch in the corner type place.

Me (Shouting) - "Hoi Bridget, gees a pint a heavy" (bitter to English chaps but not really)

Bridget (wee fat woman that runs bar) - "Aye right, whit's yer pal want".

Stephen (a tax dodger) - "A Tequila Sunrise please"

Bridget - "Whit the fuck are you talking about".

She then proceeds to pour two pints of heavy and I give her the requisite 52p

True story (including the 52p)

I bet she actually said

"aye right, whit's yer pal wanting"


Where is this place, and can I also get two pints of heavy for 52p?

Skweeky,I'm glad you put down the needle. I see you're doing better
already. (prolly, how you got teh aids)

Chin up,girl.

Why don't you bake us a cake,after you're done with the dishes?

-bd

I don't do dishes, that's what my hubbie is for

I also don't know how to bake a cake...

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I bet she actually said

"aye right, whit's yer pal wanting"


Where is this place, and can I also get two pints of heavy for 52p?

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You can if you have a time machine.

Think it thro', wummin.

Heroin makes girls lazy.
Fact.


-bd

I may have a time machine :snooty:

Get the box of cake mix and the thing of frosting. Baking for cheaters that is, but if you don't cook much in the first place your husband won't know the difference.

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I sometimes rather like cooking but only occasionally

Hmmmm...

I do cook quite a lot, and I'm actually quite a good cook as well.

I just never quite got into the art of baking...

Guaranteed, nothing can beat Asda's own brand chocolate trifle.

In fact, I'm sending gemo out for some now, since I'm sick, he has to obey

lol. I like makin cakes and pies and stuffs. I'd love a guy that cooks the meals and lets me make the desserts.

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Yeah... earlier on I was freezing, but at the same time sweating so badly I had to change duvets :(

Feeling a little bit better now though

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That's it Skweeky you are being poisoned by the Scottish beer; it's rubbish, and probably their hydro grown wiet too.

When you mentioned duvet, that's when it "twigged" That was your sub-conscious screaming out for "Duval" which is a very good choice. Go home for 11 days holiday to Belgium, buy some real Jupiler and Westmalle doubles...

http://www.trappistwestmalle.be/

and then when you feel better return home to Scotland and begin the poisoning all over again!

I don't drink Scottish beer :huh:


It just wouldn't be right

I bet you support Celtic..which is worse than Scottish beer.

I don't really support anyone...

I'm off to bed. Can't breath properly and sore from coughing

TTYL

Well I knew that Skweeky..I was just trying to cheer you up with some stupid comment at the risk of being attacked in a verbal deluge, released by JPaul; but even that..I would do for you, even if I ended up in the stomach of a Theasaurus..which are extremely dangerous and are only exceeded in "danger"by their cousins the " brontosaurus; I would still "do it"..all for you.

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lol. I like makin cakes and pies and stuffs. I'd love a guy that cooks the meals and lets me make the desserts.

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I'd love a guy that cooks. :cry:

I take it Cheese can't boil water?


-bd

Have you been listening to Meat Loaf again Nigel? :)

how do you get sore hair? :unsure:

I can cook and I'm damn good at it,I just have no grasp of the English language like poet boi.

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lol. I like makin cakes and pies and stuffs. I'd love a guy that cooks the meals and lets me make the desserts.

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I'd love a guy that cooks. :cry:

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If you stop feeding him eventually he will learn

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how do you get sore hair? :unsure:

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You only get it when it's long enough to weigh down a wee bit.

You wouldnae have that problem baldy:D

Wouldn't that be a sore scalp then? :unsure:

Stop the antshagging already

Dec's getting jealous.

Fucking brilliant.

I've got a chest infection.

Hurray

More antibiotics AND and inhaler

Woohooo

Aren't I lucky?