Twat,Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland?
If you have...what's it like? :unsure:
-bd
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Twat,Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland?
If you have...what's it like? :unsure:
-bd
no,but my mother has been there she said it was interesting, but what else i don't remember what she said about it.
Never been but in my previous incarnation as a Shark Conservationist I worked closely with Orkney and Shetland folk and they were all lovely and I'd love to visit sometime because it's beautiful up there.
You want to know if I've ever been up a twat? :huh:
:badabumdeesh:
You do know that Orkney and Shetland are entirely different places, right.
I think he has asking if anyone has been to either of those places. At least, that's how I read it. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
That would be,
Have you ever been to Twat, Orkney, Shetland Islands or Scotland?
It was written more like an address. Maybe not what he intended, but what he wrote.
Oh and "either" implies 2.
So what would the 2 be.
Orkney and Shetland, obviously. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Yeah but he said "what's it like".
Why would he say that about two places.
You are sooooo wrong. It was 1 address. Fact.
I was referring to your previous comment:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Why would he say that about two places? It bd, ffs. You have to use a sliding scale. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
You are one of those, fuck I'm wrong and can't admit it guys. Brilliant, I like people like that. Always good for a laugh, watching the squirming get more and more desperate.
bd's posts are shit. fact.
(as you would have it)
You're one of those twits that I'll ignore from now on. Brilliant, glad to get this out of the way early on. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
(Not that I don't ignore your other IDs anyhow.)
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoYou're one of those twits that I'll ignore from now on. Brilliant, glad to get this out of the way early on. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
(Not that I don't ignore your other IDs anyhow.)
Oh noes, Skizo is going to ignore me. All because he can't read plain English as well. I'll miss our wee chats.
What to do.
It does? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Yup.
naww, unbelievable.
i call bs
Either/or:
Either it is choice 'A' or choice 'B'. Either one will do in this case.
Now, do either of you get it?
Check that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Shetland
Found it,damn its for real. :lol:
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Originally Posted by Gripper
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lies/ROTFL.gifQuote:
The name Twatt is similar to the common English expletive "Twat," (an insulting word used by someone to express contempt or derision for another individual, although it can also colloquially refer to a vagina). For this reason, Twatt remains a source of amusement to people from outside of the village.
Fuck off, twat. (sliding scale...coming from someone who can barely useQuote:
Originally Posted by SkizoI was referring to your previous comment:
Why would he say that about two places? It bd, ffs. You have to use a sliding scale. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
the search function)
I had seen it typed as one place. ( sextent > skizo ) the name aroused my curiosity.
-bd
Meh. I'm heading to Fucking,Austria.
-bd
:w00t::w00t::w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
I think I'll stop at Muff,Ireland first. Foreplay, and all.
-bd
Make up your mind, do you want to got to Muff or Twat.
Ignore him Paul, remember English is like a second language.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieFuck off, twat. (sliding scale...coming from someone who can barely useQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
the search function)
I had seen it typed as one place. ( sextent > skizo ) the name aroused my curiosity.
-bd
At least that's the impression he gives to the cognoscenti when trying to use it. Not even basic comprehension.
I can't make up my mind. Have you been to both places? I know...
Titty Hill, Sussex, England...that's where I'll start.
Have you been there? (Anyone?)
-bd :happy:
Hey,Skizo... have you ever been here? (ever)
Looneyville, Texas, United States
-bd
:lol::earl:
I'm sure Harrisons been to Cockburn,Australia...
How's the weather, lad?
A bit dry...:pinch:
-bd
isn't there a Cockamouth in the North of England?
I think it's slighty over 1:1, but it's fairly close.
There's a Bonar Bridge up in the north of Scotland
Always thought that was fairly amusing
Nothing a bit of lotion won't cure/;)Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
:drummer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
CockermouthQuote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
What do you say to a man with no arms, if you want to know the time.
"Have you got a watch on yer cock."
Yes I do!